I never knew a person could change so much in a month

EyeMWing

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A girl I became friends with towards the end of school went off to a summer session for her uni about a month ago. Has been staying in the dorms since. She came back for this weekend and I got to hang out with her a bit. We went out for pizza, she drove.

Lets start with the important bits:
Pic:
Before: Far right.
After: Pics!?

Appearance.
Before: Conservative-ish dress, not much skin showing, not form fitting. Blondeish brown hair. A bit heavyset owing to being a defensive hockey player.
After: DAYUMN. Still not much skin, but what a difference buying clothes that actually FIT makes. Dark red hair dye. Looks good on her. I never thought I'd say that, since it's such an unnatural color, but it just makes you want to look more. She also apparently has a tattoo now, which I have not yet seen.

Car:
Before: Plain old '04 Honda Civic. Silver.
After: Civic got stolen, stripped. Insurance + savings = SRT4. Red. Paid off.

Attitude:
Before: Sweet, a little bit flirty, courteous, not much of a risk taker (hates speeding). Always insisted that I drive.
After: Sweet, VERY flrity, curses up a storm, the speed limit is for suckers and truckers. She didn't care at all when I suggested we take her car.

Music:
Before: Classic pop. Yes. That's the only way I can describe it. Like pop music, 4 years after it stopped being popular. :music: I'm blue da ba dee da ba dai:music:
After: Damn, she stole my f'ing music! I CONVERTED ANOTHER ONE! And she plays it loud and proud, too. :music:I'd give my heart I'd give my soul I'd turn it back it's my fault; your destiny is forlorn, have to live till it's undone:music:

Political affiliation:
Before: Silly liberal
After: Wingian [For those who do not know, I've formed an additional portion of the political spectrum under the theory that it's actually a circle and that opposite of moderate, the two extremist sides meet. This is the Wingian portion. Not to be confused with anarchism, this is more like "We need a good emperor" or "The human race needs to be obliterated"]

Now all that's left is that I need to:
A) Hit it furiously
B) Find that tat
C) Pics!?

Update:
We spent the majority of the day together today; she couldn't stand being around her parents. Went out to the shooting range, brought my SKS (a rather formidible Soviet semi-automatic rifle with bayonet and grenade launcher) and threw about 500rds downrange. Her first time shooting... And she's a freaking natural (or just damn lucky). I got thoroughly shown up WITH MY OWN FREAKING GUN.

After that, we chatted while I cleaned up the gun, blah blah blah, normal bullsh!t. Drove around a little while (I was driving this time), and she did something that literally scared the bejesus out of me. My van is a purpose-built street-racing sleeper, and she knows it. It's designed to devour the souls of riceboys who think they're all that. But she spotted a FREAKING SUPRA TWIN-TURBO and tried to get me to go up against it. Naturally, I declined because that's probably the only US-sold import ever that can give me a thorough embarassment on a freeway. Not the only one that could beat me, but the only one that could EMBARASS me. But the point is that she NEVER would've allowed me to even THINK about street racing with her in the car back in May. But here we are, July 3rd, and she's trying to get me to do it.

Anyway, she's become a right bit kinkier than she was before, too. Definitely not a bad thing. A little unusual, a few places I hadn't even thought of going, but not bad at all. And I'm told that no - nobody else has been hitting it. She's just been watching quite a bit of porno - obviously Delaware is full of really strange porno.

Oh, and the tattoo, which happens to be on the left ass cheek when you're coming from behind, is an angel with devil horns and a tail. Unfortunately, she's got other plans for tommorrow, which do not involve me. *shrug* I'll survive.

So, what have the rest of you been doing all day?

(Oh, and that pic that I swore up and down about... I grabbed the camera, but in my infinite freaking genius, the batteries were dead. I managed to scrounge two good ones out of my van, but it's a 4-batt camera)
 

NiKeFiDO

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my contribution towards my attitude towards girls like this may get be banned
 

EyeMWing

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Oh, and I should note that she neither slowed down for nor cared when she ran over a bird. In fact, I think she steered at it. That DEFINITELY wasn't something she would've done before.
 

EyeMWing

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Originally posted by: NiKeFiDO
my contribution towards my attitude towards girls like this may get be banned

You're now obligated to at least PM me what you think since you got my interest.
 

EyeMWing

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Originally posted by: wafflesandsyrup
Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Now with pic: Far right.

anything better than that?

Well, I tried pull the team photo off the school website, but my FTP access was revoked when I left. The pic isn't on the main HTTP site because we never did get permission slips back from every team member's parents. Damn regulations. So no. My camera isn't part of my daily carry.
 

EyeMWing

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Originally posted by: JoeKing
Sounds like the birth of another Emo chick.

Nah, I've seen that happen before. She doesn't have that in her at all. Too pissed off. She'd blow stuff up before she'd cry over it.
 

JoeKing

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Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Originally posted by: JoeKing
Sounds like the birth of another Emo chick.

Nah, I've seen that happen before. She doesn't have that in her at all. Too pissed off. She'd blow stuff up before she'd cry over it.

just wait till I'm through with her, she'll never be (sit) the same again :evil:
 

TechBoyJK

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Originally posted by: JoeKing
Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Originally posted by: JoeKing
Sounds like the birth of another Emo chick.

Nah, I've seen that happen before. She doesn't have that in her at all. Too pissed off. She'd blow stuff up before she'd cry over it.

just wait till I'm through with her, she'll never be (sit) the same again :evil:

count me in for seconds then. she might no be able to sit after you, but she will have to lay down after me. haha. sorry. i shouldnt have said that.
 

EyeMWing

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Originally posted by: JoeKing
Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Originally posted by: JoeKing
Sounds like the birth of another Emo chick.

Nah, I've seen that happen before. She doesn't have that in her at all. Too pissed off. She'd blow stuff up before she'd cry over it.

just wait till I'm through with her, she'll never be (sit) the same again :evil:

I already took care of that. She was like "OMG I HATE YOU" for a whole week whenever she went to sit down at her workstation. Funny thing is that none of the other people in the room with us (she was a data entry tester for my software dev project, we were always around at least 2 other testers and usually my advisor/supervisor and my pet software engineer.) never figured out what she was pissed at me about. Despite both of us dropping hints. Clueless people.
 

JoeKing

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Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Originally posted by: JoeKing
Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Originally posted by: JoeKing
Sounds like the birth of another Emo chick.

Nah, I've seen that happen before. She doesn't have that in her at all. Too pissed off. She'd blow stuff up before she'd cry over it.

just wait till I'm through with her, she'll never be (sit) the same again :evil:

I already took care of that. She was like "OMG I HATE YOU" for a whole week whenever she went to sit down at her workstation. Funny thing is that none of the other people in the room with us (she was a data entry tester for my software dev project, we were always around at least 2 other testers and usually my advisor/supervisor and my pet software engineer.) never figured out what she was pissed at me about. Despite both of us dropping hints. Clueless people.

ya but it sounds like she got over it, see
I go deep, so deep, put her ass to sleep :cool:
 

EyeMWing

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Originally posted by: JoeKing
Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Originally posted by: JoeKing
Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Originally posted by: JoeKing
Sounds like the birth of another Emo chick.

Nah, I've seen that happen before. She doesn't have that in her at all. Too pissed off. She'd blow stuff up before she'd cry over it.

just wait till I'm through with her, she'll never be (sit) the same again :evil:

I already took care of that. She was like "OMG I HATE YOU" for a whole week whenever she went to sit down at her workstation. Funny thing is that none of the other people in the room with us (she was a data entry tester for my software dev project, we were always around at least 2 other testers and usually my advisor/supervisor and my pet software engineer.) never figured out what she was pissed at me about. Despite both of us dropping hints. Clueless people.

ya but it sounds like she got over it, see
I go deep, so deep, put her ass to sleep :cool:

No, she just got used to it :cool:er
 

BurnItDwn

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Hmm ... I could never get too much into Within Temptation.
You should pick whatever option you want to pick.
 

EyeMWing

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Originally posted by: BurnItDwn
Hmm ... I could never get too much into Within Temptation.
You should pick whatever option you want to pick.

Wait, when did I say those were OPTIONS? That's a LIST people. A LIST. Jeez.
 

EyeMWing

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About 2 hours ago we arranged for me to take her to the !!!SHOOTING RANGE!!! tommorrow. I pray to god that my quest for relief does not result in my either being shot or bayonetted, since she'll be using my SKS. That would, uh, suck.