shoot, i'd do it if i had the rope and chainsaw, I'd sign an agreement stating I wouldn't sue you if i got hurt/and my family wouldn't if i died, and you'd sign one saying you wouldn't sue me if the tree fell on your house, but it wouldn't. I've been taken out trees since i was like 10, have now like 43 on our lot, its like an acre probly half an acre i think... but no good rope or chainsaw.