I need your opinion......

[ltk007]

I have a date coming up, and I need some help. I cannot decide between the Flamingo pink pants and purple shirt, or the ruffled lacy half shirt I keep for special occasions. So could you guys help me out and let me know what I should wear? It's a big night, and I really want to dress to impress. Thanks all!

 

[Total Refected Power]

Go nekkid.

 

[Napalm381]

Two words:
NEKKID.

 

[Killbat]

If you want my stinkin' opinions, you'll beat 'em outta me! No, wait,

 

[Cable God]

at least it's a beating instead of a "face stabbing spree" eh killbat

 

[2336]

Nekkid! With a bowtie - not in the usual place!

 

[Isla]

Go for the red leather codpiece and tights.

 

[Yeeny]

I would go with the lacy half shirt. Very manly in my opinion. I worry about you Evan, you are just not normal!

Killbat: Don't make me have to rough you up again.

 

[vi edit]

tube sock?

 

[xero]

why you gotta be tellin' everyone about our date evan?!?
i'd be impressed with the pink pants and the lacy half shirt mmmmm..... sexy

 

[Mday]

dress casual, don't wear something you'd never wear in a million years ;-)

if you're serious about the date, say hi to colleen for me ;-)

 

[ltk007]

How about buttless pants? Do you think they would be a winner, or are they simply too blase'? I have a pair that have pink painted on flowers across each cheek, I really like them.

 

[unxpurg8d]

ltk007, you're Howard Stern???!?!?! I'd HEARD you were single again...

 

[Pretender]

I'm surprised no one remembers this from the thunderbooty days.

 

[Yeeny]

I would go easy with buttless pants. You never know when somebody might decide you need a beating, and you might be opening yourself up for danger.

 

[ltk007]

unxpurg8d, why don't you come down to my studio and I can introduce you to lil' howie

 

[Total Refected Power]

She'd need a microscope.

 

[Adul]

You know you want to go nekkid

 

[Edgy]

Wear wat U like most.

If other person/people get disappointed due to your selection of clothing, forget em.

gluck on date.

 

[WetWilly]

Wear the ruffled lacy half shirt and the buttless pants. That's strikes an appropriate balance between dressy and naughty. Ideally, the ruffled lacy half shirt should match the pink flowers painted on each cheek.

 

[montanafan]

How about a pair of Mango hot pants?

 

[Namuna]

Be like Buffalo Bill. Wear a skin-bodysuit fashioned from the flesh of fat chicks.

It's rather chic.

 

[unxpurg8d]

Namuna, not only is that offensive and sick, it's politically incorrect... That should be "big-boned females". Heh. So there.