I need your help AT! My Staples "easy" button isn't funny..... yet!

[RaiderJ]

If you have no idea what I'm talking about, read this. Basically, my "easy" button can be recorded to, playing back that audio whenever it's pressed.

Why I need help - I'm having trouble, due to my lack of creativity and Google skills - finding good audio clips for it to play. If you find any or think of some, post them here!

Current Ideas
"I'm soooo wasted!"
"I'm not wearing any pants!"
"Allll right!" - Quagmire voice



Quagmire Recorded!

 

[Kaervak]

Ooooh ooooh, have it play "I'll swallow your soul, I'll swallow your soul" from Evil Dead.

 

[imported_Mike]

That is sweet.

If you do Quagmire, you have to do the whole "gigity gigity...allll riiiight." bit.

 

[TruePaige]

Make it do the sheep sounds from Warcraft where you poke them, with the last sound being the explosion.

 

[RaiderJ]

Originally posted by: Mike
That is sweet.

If you do Quagmire, you have to do the whole "gigity gigity...allll riiiight." bit.

That's a good one - can you find an audio clip of it? I found the "allll riiiight" part, currently have that recorded.

 

[MartyMcFly3]

If you cant find a clip of Quagmire saying "Giggity Giggity" you fail at the internet.

Hint: Try Youtube.

 

[DangerAardvark]

From Airplane:

You ever seen a grown man naked?
+
Joey, you ever hang around the gymnasium?
+
Joey, you like gladiator movies?
=
win

 

[RaiderJ]

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
If you cant find a clip of Quagmire saying "Giggity Giggity" you fail at the internet.

Hint: Try Youtube.

Did that, can't seem to find the whole "Giggity giggity... all right!" part.

 

[ppdes]

Sound effects are lame. I'd modify mine to turn off everyone's monitor in the area or something.

 

[TallBill]

"Squeal like a pig" "ree-hee-hee"

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Originally posted by: RaiderJ

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
If you cant find a clip of Quagmire saying "Giggity Giggity" you fail at the internet.

Hint: Try Youtube.

Did that, can't seem to find the whole "Giggity giggity... all right!" part.

Take a clip of "Giggity Giggity."
Take a clip of "All Right"
Merge the two, leaving space in between for it to sound normal.
.....
Profit!