- Dec 1, 2000
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I feel rather hypocritical right now because I blabbed on for four posts in steve0's thread about how to not end up 'just friends' with a girl and I very nearly ended up 'just friends' permanently with someone today.
This, if you don't already know, is the Alphathree's-guaranteed-not-to-work-girl-method:
(A) Meet girl
(B) Determine if girl likes Alphathree
(C) If yes, flirt with girl
(D) Become stuck and not know what to do after flirting for a while
(E) Slowly become alienated from girl
(F) End up friends with girl
This process happens over about a week or two. I'm on step D right now with girl# n where n is a large positive integer.
I'm heading over to her dorm in about an hour ... we're going to play some warcraft (her idea, don't worry, she's pretty good actually...) and she wants me to fix her camera or some such thing. We flirt every single morning at breakfast and walking to class and at lunch hour, and that's why I'm in the initial phase of step D right now.
So, yeah, I don't really know what I'm talking about. I hope this thread doesn't elicit responses from anyone calling me a pathetic bunghole (now I know I can't avoid it since I've said that ;-))
This, if you don't already know, is the Alphathree's-guaranteed-not-to-work-girl-method:
(A) Meet girl
(B) Determine if girl likes Alphathree
(C) If yes, flirt with girl
(D) Become stuck and not know what to do after flirting for a while
(E) Slowly become alienated from girl
(F) End up friends with girl
This process happens over about a week or two. I'm on step D right now with girl# n where n is a large positive integer.
I'm heading over to her dorm in about an hour ... we're going to play some warcraft (her idea, don't worry, she's pretty good actually...) and she wants me to fix her camera or some such thing. We flirt every single morning at breakfast and walking to class and at lunch hour, and that's why I'm in the initial phase of step D right now.
So, yeah, I don't really know what I'm talking about. I hope this thread doesn't elicit responses from anyone calling me a pathetic bunghole (now I know I can't avoid it since I've said that ;-))