I need to make 2,793 more posts.......

[02ranger]

in the next year to get my posts per day to 1.00. Anybody got any ideas on how to get there? :hmm:


We discourage ambitions such as yours. It may not seem that way, but we do hope for quality over quantity.

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[vshah]

neff thread

 

[Rakehellion]

That's an admirable goal. Some people want to end world hunger, but I gotta hand it to you.

 

[norseamd]

universal nefferage

 

[02ranger]

That's an admirable goal. Some people want to end world hunger, but I gotta hand it to you.

Gotta keep my priorities straight. How can I expect people to take me serious when I try to feed them, and my post count is the same as their monthly salary?

 

[WaTaGuMp]

I just farted. Later I am going out to scare little kids by starting my car.

 

[02ranger]

I just farted. Later I am going out to scare little kids by starting my car.

That's funny, I scare little kids by farting and let them start my car........

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Neff thread.

 

[WaTaGuMp]

That's funny, I scare little kids by farting and let them start my car........

That sounds a little PEDO. :biggrin:

 

[WaTaGuMp]

neff thread.

gtfo.

 

[02ranger]

That sounds a little PEDO. :biggrin:

:hmm: You might have a point. Let's pretend everywhere it said "children" that it really said "Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Models".

 

[BurnItDwn]

Mine was like .2 ppd for 10 years or so but then I started posting

 

[Printer Bandit]

i want my post count mentioned at my funeral.

 

[Carson Dyle]

You're off to a good start. That's pretty much how anyone gets to five-digit post counts. Talk nonsense about absolutely nothing and express your opinion on EVERYTHING, even though nobody gives a shit what you think.

 

[ElFenix]

i need to make 0 posts over the next 242 years to get to 1 ppd.

 

[BurnItDwn]

You're off to a good start. That's pretty much how anyone gets to five-digit post counts. Talk nonsense about absolutely nothing and express your opinion on EVERYTHING, even though nobody gives a shit what you think.

There's also the circlejerks of "I Agree with this statement" that take place, followed by the disagreeers who then agree to disagree or disagree to agree to disagree followed by dunking freshman heads in toilets or something.

 

[WaTaGuMp]

i need to make 0 posts over the next 242 years to get to 1 ppd.

You need to get off of your ass and get 100k. :biggrin:

 

[ElFenix]

You need to get off of your ass and get 100k. :biggrin:

no.

at my current rate it may take me another 2 years.

 

[02ranger]

You're off to a good start. That's pretty much how anyone gets to five-digit post counts. Talk nonsense about absolutely nothing and express your opinion on EVERYTHING, even though nobody gives a shit what you think.

Thanks for the advice! I'm really, really good at telling people what I think, and I have an opinion on everything. Oh who am I kidding, I don't have an opinion, I have THE opinion. If that's all it takes, I'll break 5 digits before the end of the year!

 

[highland145]

Mine was like .2 ppd for 10 years or so but then I started posting

You can check out but...

no.

at my current rate it may take me another 2 years.

But you'll get a key to the private club house. Really.

 

[The Boston Dangler]

You're off to a good start. That's pretty much how anyone gets to five-digit post counts. Talk nonsense about absolutely nothing and express your opinion on EVERYTHING, even though nobody gives a shit what you think.

you have people that only find large number of subscribers on youtube or twitter or facebook or some crap as the measure of content's quality. then you have people that apply the inverse logic to forum posts.

both are equally mistaken, but don't tell them that.

 

[WaTaGuMp]

You can check out but...

But you'll get a key to the private club house. Really.

Get out of MY thread, noob. :twisted:

 

[highland145]

Get out of MY thread, noob. :twisted:

I have guns.

And a humble quote.

 

[02ranger]

You can check out but...

But you'll get a key to the private club house. Really.

When I break a thousand, do I get any special privileges? Maybe keys to the executive washroom?

 

[BurnItDwn]

I have guns.

And a humble quote.

Do you live on a compound?

My friend who lives in the Columbia SC suburbs, when he first moved out there, his neighbor next door had a "compound" rather than a back yard ... like .. with bunker, shooting range, and such ...

I thought it was cool, but it scared the hell out of him since he had 3 kids.

Anyhow, they moved to another Columbia suburb (something about wanting bigger house and garage since they had 4th kid on the way as they are crazy).

So, my question for you, do you have a "compound" with your own range and shit? If so, I will be in SC for 2 or 3 days some time in Late Oct or Nov, how far is your compound from Columbia, and Can I come over? I'll bring a sober woman to drive my ass home....