i need to learn how to dance

[idea]

can you help?

 

[Ns1]

sure, go over tehre to the search button adn search for "dance", this has only been discussed 34095034854 times

the general consensus is:


get hammered, get on the dance floor, dance

 

[waylman]

dancing? as in kicking some ass or the fairy boy tippy toe around dancing?

 

[illusion88]

Originally posted by: NeuroSynapsis
sure, go over tehre to the search button adn search for "dance", this has only been discussed 34095034854 times

the general consensus is:


get hammered, get on the dance floor, dance

I guess your screwed if your under 21.

 

[imported_Tomato]

Club dancing? Salsa dancing? Breaking? Specifics would help.

 

[Ns1]

Originally posted by: illusion88

Originally posted by: NeuroSynapsis
sure, go over tehre to the search button adn search for "dance", this has only been discussed 34095034854 times

the general consensus is:


get hammered, get on the dance floor, dance

I guess your screwed if your under 21.

negatron. get hammered before going into club. proceed as noted above.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

if you.white() true
then forget.it(beloved patriot)
else
bust.a.move(dawg)

Me = cracker. Can't dance, can't sing. Ah well.

- M4H

 

[newbiepcuser]

I can't but this might help -->

 

[SoylentGreen]

If you have a hottie wanting to dance with you and you have not the guts, have a friend pour tabasco down your pants.

 

[Atrail]

Lesson One

 

[PsychoAndy]

Alcohol and having a lady friend show you how helps immensely.

 

[bleeb]

the best way is to go to the club and watch other people.

 

[AthlonXP]

then go learn and get off your computer!

 

[Deeko]

You may suffer from, as many of us do, SWM syndrome.

SWMS, or straight white male syndrome, afflicts nearly all non-homosexual caucasion males. If you have this affliction, you simple will not be able to dance. You have have rhythem, but your body parts won't respond. There is no cure for this disease.

 

[ROTC1983]

Originally posted by: newbiepcuser
I can't but this might help -->

No, make it go away :Q

 

[tranceport]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
if you.white() true
then forget.it(beloved patriot)
else
bust.a.move(dawg)

Me = cracker. Can't dance, can't sing. Ah well.

- M4H

ditto

 

[AznMaverick]

Originally posted by: Deeko
You may suffer from, as many of us do, SWM syndrome.

SWMS, or straight white male syndrome, afflicts nearly all non-homosexual caucasion males. If you have this affliction, you simple will not be able to dance. You have have rhythem, but your body parts won't respond. There is no cure for this disease.

i suffer from taht, but i'm asian...haha

 

[Alphazero]

YADT

 

[her209]

Hip hop dancing is not that hard if you have some rhythm.

 

[NogginBoink]

As much as I hate to admit this, alcohol really can help loosen you up.

Of course, so can lessons.

 

[Chess]

the general consensus is:

get hammered, get on the dance floor, dance

that is still the general consensus, i can dance ok and heck im not perfect but there are some guys that just cant dance and I have to laugh at them haha

 

[ndee]

get some shots and shake that booty

 

[apoppin]

First find music you can "move to" best (rock, techno, hip-hop, country - whatever you like) . . . it really helps to scout out the dance clubs in your area to check out the music being played and the crowd that gathers there . . . .

. . . practice in front a a mirror 'till you can actually move a little like the dancers on TV (if your muscles are unpracticed, it'll help to "work-out" a few days before actually hitting the dance floor).

Then - depending on if you like what you see in the mirror - if you are serious - either get lessons or continue practicing on your own. . . . as usual, having a dance-partner helps (so find one early).