I need to buy a cane....

[Jassi]

This is a gag gift for someone tuning the big 40 but sensitive about age. I think it will be well received but I can't seem to find a place that sells canes (not the gag ones). I am out of ideas, so any ideas to share?

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Pimp cane.

- M4H

 

[FleshLight]

http://www.onlinesports.com/pages/I,MKM-RMB101.html

My irony detector is going off.

 

[ondarkness]

candy?
sugar?
co-?

 

[Jassi]

Originally posted by: FleshLight
http://www.onlinesports.com/pages/I,MKM-RMB101.html

My irony detector is going off.

Thats awesome but I don't think it will get here in time. Also, I would like one with a wood finish.

And M4H - If I can find one, that would be so awesome but not for this purpose (He's my boss so that would make me a ... )

 

[Jassi]

Originally posted by: ondarkness
candy?
sugar?
co-?

try walking

 

[Injury]

I know this may sound bad...

But look in mall stores that specialize in quality clothing for black people.

Also look at stores that specialize in formal outfits and such... a low-level place like Men's Warehouse and such won't have a clue, but some other places may at least tell you where to go.

Worse comes to worst, you can go buy a dowel from Lowes/Home Depot and carve it yourself.

 

[myusername]

I dunno.. walgreens probably.

 

[Baked]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Pimp cane.

- M4H

Beat that ho up?

 

[cKGunslinger]

Originally posted by: Jassi

Originally posted by: ondarkness
candy?
sugar?
co-?

try walking

I think a candy-cane would be subtle.

 

[ondarkness]

get him all 3 plus a real one, and ask him to choose.

 

[BrokenVisage]

Get a cape to go with it, be like George Costanza's Father's lawyer!

 

[Jassi]

Originally posted by: Injury
I know this may sound bad...

But look in mall stores that specialize in quality clothing for black people.

Also look at stores that specialize in formal outfits and such... a low-level place like Men's Warehouse and such won't have a clue, but some other places may at least tell you where to go.

Worse comes to worst, you can go buy a dowel from Lowes/Home Depot and carve it yourself.

hmmm good idea, some Prom catering stores might carry one... didn't think of that ...



Also, Cocane is not a word...

Originally posted by: BrokenVisage
Get a cape to go with it, be like George Costanza's Father's lawyer!

I must have missed that episode.

 

[JoeKing]

<---- you may borrow mine for $10k a night.

 

[montanafan]

How about a nice hand-carved hiking stick? Even after the joke he might still like having it. I've bought some HERE, but they have them at hiking stores all over.