I NEED to blow my CREDIBILITY quick

[useful idiot]

Hey I've got a set of Creative 5.1 Inspire 5300 speakers for my PC. I bought these from Best Buy almost two years ago, and they kind of sound like crap now... The thing is, I bought a 2 year replacement plan, so I want to blow a few of these speakers so I can return the whole set and exchange them for the $89.99 equivilant speakers that they have now.

Do you have any suggestions on how I can blow these? I was thinking about hooking them up to my friends 1,000W amplifier he has in his car, but I've read that won't actually blow them... I need this to look like over the years they've just been blown from listening to loud music and games or something... I cant just stab them with a knife or throw them down the stairs...

Does anyone know of an audio track I could download that would blow either the woofer or tweater when I play it at high volume? Ive got about a month and a half to do this... any help would be much appreciated. Thanks!

Here is the info on the speakers I'm trying to blow


Appears that you misspelled your username, useless idiot.

Goodbye,

AnandTech Moderator

 

[djheater]

Motion for ban.

 

[wfbberzerker]

seconded.

 

[loup garou]

So what's your real username?

 

[shiner]

Motion carries.

MOD?

 

[KLin]

nvm, already seconded.

 

[Red]

Your account is now going to be upgraded to full BLOWN banned status now. G'day!

 

[isasir]

Don't fault the guy for being honest about why he wanted to do it! HE should've left out the illegal details of his plan and gotten more help...

 

[fredtam]

Originally posted by: werk
So what's your real username?

 

[CVSiN]

useful idiot
Junior Member

Posts: 1
Joined: 09/23/2004

kick ban name says it all...
IBTL

 

[Mr N8]

Best Buy won't replace them. You paid for a useless piece of paper.

 

[KLin]

Originally posted by: isasir
Don't fault the guy for being honest about why he wanted to do it! HE should've left out the illegal details of his plan and gotten more help...

His whole scheme is dishonest. You want us to cut him some slack just because he was "honest" in posting what he wanted to do? :roll:

 

[djheater]

I take it back.

If you want help let me tell you haow to ABSOLUTELY blow the speakers.

Coat them with vaseline and shove them up your a$$ one at a time.

Bestbuy can't refuse to replace them when they wee what's happened.

LEt us know how it turns out.

Good luck.

 

[ggnl]

Originally posted by: djheater
Motion for ban.

:thumbsup:

Edit: In before the ban

 

[pancho619]

How do I blow the tranny on my car before the 24,000 mile limited warranty runs out?

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: pancho619
How do I blow the tranny on my car before the 24,000 mile limited warranty runs out?

Did you just ask how to blow a tranny? :Q

 

[loup garou]

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: pancho619
How do I blow the tranny on my car before the 24,000 mile limited warranty runs out?

Did you just ask how to blow a tranny? :Q

LOLOLOLOLOL :laugh:

 

[imported_Strang]

Originally posted by: useful idiot
Appears that you misspelled your username, useless idiot.

Goodbye,

AnandTech Moderator

You got served.

 

[shervinj]

Best buy does repoace them. That is funny, circuit city says if it does not perform the way they did the day you bought them they will replace them

WHy not turn it up on full for a day?

 

[shervinj]

Best buy does repoace them. That is funny, circuit city says if it does not perform the way they did the day you bought them they will replace them

WHy not turn it up on full for a day?

 

[pancho619]

hahaha...I was kidding Fausto

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: pancho619
How do I blow the tranny in my car before the 24,000 mile limited warranty runs out?

Amazing how one letter makes such a big difference... :evil:

 

[gigapet]

Originally posted by: pancho619
How do I blow the tranny on my car before the 24,000 mile limited warranty runs out?

try shiffting gears alot without using the clutch


got about a hundred and throw it in reverse and repeat this alot

go in reverse really fast and then throw it into first and floor it....w/ or w/out the clutch in

repeat those daily and you'll have no tranny in no time.

 

[PanzerIV]

I think he should have stuck with only "Idiot" as his username. As was said, you got served asshat!

 

[imported_Strang]

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: pancho619
How do I blow the tranny on my car before the 24,000 mile limited warranty runs out?

Did you just ask how to blow a tranny? :Q

Well, I might as well just go home now. Nothing I read or hear today will top that post.

Edit: and now sigification.