I need Soviet Russia jokes, STAT

[Schadenfroh]

we are reading a book in school that takes place in russia and i need to be prepared

 

[Nitemare]

In soviet Russia books read you

 

[pandego]

Your unusual post has caused me to pull out all my hair.

Anandteh Moderator

 

[hdeck]

in soviet russia, jokes need you?

 

[PatboyX]

Originally posted by: Schadenfroh
we are reading a book in school that takes place in russia and i need to be prepared

prepared for a stand-up routine?

 

[Nitemare]

Look up that Yakov Smirnoff guy

 

[BeauJangles]

Originally posted by: pandego
Your unusual post has caused me to pull out all my hair.

Anandteh Moderator

You botched faking a moderator quote, I vote Insta-Ban!

 

[chiwawa626]

One of my best friends is a girl from russia...and like every time she says something "when i was little in russia...." then that stupid atot joke comes in my head and i want to say it but lol...

 

[SaltBoy]

Originally posted by: BlinderBomber

Originally posted by: pandego
Your unusual post has caused me to pull out all my hair.

Anandteh Moderator

You botched faking a moderator quote, I vote Insta-Ban!

Can't even spell Anandtech right. Shame shame. :disgust:

 

[MazerRackham]

In soviet russia, everyone on left side of room has chewing gum.

 

[IcemanJer]

Originally posted by: MazerRackham
In soviet russia, everyone on left side of room has chewing gum.

In Societ Russia, the gum chews everyone.

 

[Kyteland]

Originally posted by: SaltBoy

Originally posted by: BlinderBomber

Originally posted by: pandego
Your unusual post has caused me to pull out all my hair.

Anandteh Moderator

You botched faking a moderator quote, I vote Insta-Ban!

Can't even spell Anandtech right. Shame shame. :disgust:

For all you know, he happens to be a moderator on the knockoff tech site Anandteh.com.

 

[Nitemare]

In soviet Russia, bans mod you

 

[Muck]

Anandteh = teh stoopid

 

[chiwawa626]

Originally posted by: Muck
Anandteh = teh stoopid

...in soviet russia that is...

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: BlinderBomber

Originally posted by: pandego
Your unusual post has caused me to pull out all my hair.

Anandteh Moderator

You botched faking a moderator quote, I vote Insta-Ban!

In Soviet Russia, mod quote fakes you!

 

In Soviet Russia you don't tell jokes the jokes tell you.

 

[minendo]

http://pics.apartment808.com/users/minendo/lock.jpg

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: Nitemare
In soviet Russia, bans mod you

lol

 

[Corporate Thug]

Originally posted by: minendo
http://pics.apartment808.com/users/minendo/lock.jpg

ROFLMAO

 

[jonmullen]

do we really have to start the soviet russia thing again?

 

[Ameesh]

Originally posted by: jonmullen
do we really have to start the soviet russia thing again?

in soviet russia things start you!

 

[Broohaha]

Originally posted by: shady06

Originally posted by: minendo http://pics.apartment808.com/users/minendo/lock.jpg

ROFLMAO

 

[yoda291]

One day Stalin is addressing 3 rows of people in an assembly hall, laying down new policies and speaking rather loudly.
Someone in his audience then sneezes.
Stalin demands of them "WHO SNEEZED".
Fearing execution, No one responds.
Stalin demands that the first row of people be shot and demands again "WHO SNEEZED!"
Fearing for their lives, no one says a word
Stalin has the second row shipped off to siberia and demands again "WHO SNEEZED DAMMIT!"
Willing to sacrifice himself, one man raises his hand and says "I did".
Stalin says "God bless you, now let's continue".

Badum-Ching!

 

[Savarak]

Originally posted by: yoda291
One day Stalin is addressing 3 rows of people in an assembly hall, laying down new policies and speaking rather loudly.
Someone in his audience then sneezes.
Stalin demands of them "WHO SNEEZED".
Fearing execution, No one responds.
Stalin demands that the first row of people be shot and demands again "WHO SNEEZED!"
Fearing for their lives, no one says a word
Stalin has the second row shipped off to siberia and demands again "WHO SNEEZED DAMMIT!"
Willing to sacrifice himself, one man raises his hand and says "I did".
Stalin says "God bless you, now let's continue".

Badum-Ching!

corny but I liked it, +1 for you