I need something in my mouth

[Exterous]

An exact quote from my wife not too long ago. Apparently my response was off the mark since she wanted food and not my suggestion

 

[deustroop]

unchain her, let her go to the fridge ! bastard.

 

[nakedfrog]

Well, gosh, what was it you suggested?

 

[BurnItDwn]

He probably suggested chewing gum. Some women really hate gum for some reason.

 

[highland145]

Apparently you chose poorly. Does she even sammich?

 

[FeuerFrei]

Probably an egret. They'll pick your teeth clean. Or so I hear.

 

[Exterous]

Well, gosh, what was it you suggested?

Apparently you chose poorly. Does she even sammich?

Nice try. She sammiches all the time

 

[cbrunny]

I BET YOU SAID YOUR DICK!

BAHAHAHA

/s

... F+

 

[highland145]

That is some consolation.


pics?

 

[Exterous]

... F+

Yay! A plus!!

 

[SarahMarie]

For a women to admit that it usally goes south fast, I'm suprised it wasn't geared towards being sexual. Why is she teasing you like that?

 

[happy medium]

Why not something in her stomach? mouth?

 

[Elixer]

Huh, I thought for sure you would have said, "Only in your mouth?" (... then give her a wink.)

 

[mikeymikec]

An exact quote from my wife not too long ago. Apparently my response was off the mark since she wanted food and not my suggestion

Did you extoll the virtues of vitamin E?

 

[Crono]

Obviously she wanted a tongue scraper

 

[highland145]

For a women to admit that it usally goes south fast, I'm suprised it wasn't geared towards being sexual. Why is she teasing you like that?

Whoa, lurker extraordinaire.

MINE.

pics? or pics of Ex's wife?

 

[ch33zw1z]

I typically respond with "want a hot dog"