I need some Rights/Laws of your Citizens if you had your own Utopia...

[urbantechie]

Hey guys. I need to some up with 12 Rights/Laws for my citizens in my own Utopia project for English class. Can you guys help me out with ideas? I am just dead and can't think of any good ones. Thanks.

 

[jhu]

1. everyone shall have the right to good sex

 

[BA]

Law 1: The Utopia doesn't need any Laws
Law 3: See Law 1
Law 4: See Law 1
Law 5: See Law 1
Law 6: See Law 1
Law 7: See Law 1
Law 8: See Law 1
Law 9: See Law 1
Law 10: See Law 1
Law 11: See Law 1
Law 12: See Law 1

 

[geoff2k]

everyone has the right to be happy, as long as their happiness doesn't interfere with the hapiness of others.

 

[urbantechie]

Hmm...some school appropriate please!!! LOL. Good ones...so far!!!

 

[Viper GTS]

On second thought, that's not really family-friendly...



Viper GTS

 

[urbantechie]

My teacher wouldn't like that Viper . BTW, did you send my money out?

 

[Capn]

Rule 1: Capn is boss
Rule 2: If you couldn't understand rule 1, you're stupid
Rule 3: All rule 2 offenders will relocate to Miami/Dade County Florida
Rule 4: You have to right not be annoyed by stupid people (i.e. stay out of florida)

 

[DefRef]

Is BA's missing 2nd Law, "There shall be ELEVEN in a DOZEN."?

 

[DefRef]

drat!

 

[BA]

I'd have every right to assume 11=12

 

[urbantechie]

Ok guys, time to get serious. My arms feels like I just hit my funny bone but has been feeling this way for a while. I need sleep. I need this rights .

 

[ElFenix]

the utopia writers in ancient greece thought that everyone would have lots of slaves because its not utopia if you have to work or clean toilets, and that stuff would have to get done. slaves do it nicely.

 

[urbantechie]

<< the utopia writers in ancient greece >>


It wasn't during acient Greece. It was around the Rennaisance period.

 

[Jumpem]

That is a very simple question. Just use the ten commandements. Tell the teacher you don't need the other two. If you need a copy of them let me know.

 

[poop]

The first rule of Utopia is -- you do not talk about Utopia.
The second rule of Utopia is -- you do not talk about Utopia.
The third rule of Utopia -- someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over.
Fourth rule -- only two guys to a fight.
Fifth rule - one fight at a time fellows.
Sixth rule -- no shirts, no shoes.
Seventh rule -- fights will go on as long as they have to.
And the eighth and final rule -- if this is your first night at Utopia, you have to fight.

All other rules are superfluous

 

[Demon-Xanth]

Thou shalt not patent stuff that is painfully odvious

 

[palad]

The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.
The desires of the many outweigh the desires of the few.
The needs of the few outweigh the desires of the many.

 

[DaBoneHead]

Seriously:

All trials will be decided by Jury.

All defendants must represent themselves (Death to Lawyers!)

Screw Flanders! (oh wait, that's *Homer's Utopia*)

 

[Thorn]

I like the whole &quot;do unto others&quot; thing. That's really all you need.