I need some pepper spray and a stun gun.

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Originally posted by: MrLee
Don't forget an Anti Rape Vaginal Insert...

An anti-rape device having a hollow housing adapted to be worn within a human vagina. The housing has a front opening and contains a hypodermic syringe having a volume of rape-deterring fluid and a needle facing and aligned with the front opening

Death tends to deter most rapists.

LOL @ the number of times "cock" and "cocking" appear in the patent.