I need some good Dumb Polock Jokes.

[Googer]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Offensive_terms_per_nationality

 

[brxndxn]

LOL@Googer..

Seriously.. wtf.. The dude called you a dumb Polock because you said you like Polock jokes - because you can laugh at yourself.

But then, you get pissed. It's like.. you called yourself on it.



So anyway...

Where did Googer, the dumbest Polock, keep his car keys? .. In his house.
Where did he keep his house keys? .. In his car.
Where is Googer now? .. at the bar

I borrowed a chainsaw from Googer. It was made in Poland. The ON switch was on the blade and I couldn't turn it off. It stopped on a dime when it touched wood, though.

Googer's car has 3 seats and one for the gas tank.

Why doesn't Googer cut himself shaving? .. Polish blades can't cut anything.


EDIT: btw.. feel free to rip on me personally.. I CAN laugh at myself

 

[BEL6772]

Q: Why did he Polock throw his clock out of the window?

A: He wanted to see time fly!

 

[DeeKnow]

Originally posted by: Googer

Originally posted by: So

Originally posted by: Googer

Originally posted by: Garth
Q: How can you tell if a person is a dumb Polak?
A: They can only remember one Polak joke, and it's usually the one about the one-armed Polak in a tree.

Enjoy you ban. Troll.

How can you ask for offensive polack jokes and then be offended by one!?!?!

STFU, you should be ashamed of yourself.

He was reffering to me.

Because that is an attack aimed at me not polocks. Make fun of polocks or any group of people and that is ok. But if you attack me or an individual then it is a differant story, it becomes personal. Comprende?

that's dumb logic if I ever came across one..... LOL

<obligatory reference to your polackness not inserted here>

 

[Mucho]

Originally posted by: BEL6772
Q: Why did he Polock throw his clock out of the window?

A: He wanted to see time fly!

It was funnier on Sesame Street when Cookie Monster told it though.

 

[SleepWalkerX]

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland?

They couldn't find three wisemen and a virgin.

(Polock heritage )

 

[BlueFlamme]

Why did the polock carpenter throw away half his nails?
The heads were on the wrong side.

 

[DivideBYZero]

I am rapidly losing respect for the OP. You ask for jokes but can't take one. Nice work.