I need some euphamisms for drinking

[Triumph]

I need some ideas for a birthday card. No euphamism considered too low brow!

 

[MazerRackham]

Get sh!tfaced
Get bent

 

[pmoa]

gettin' your goggles on

sippin on da sizzurp

 

[moshquerade]

going out on a bender

 

[Mo0o]

Getting:
Tanked
Sloshed
Plastered
Piss Drunk
Wasted


Hittin the sauce
Knockin back a few

 

[Bozono]

Making your liver dance and your bladder sing.

 

[TripleAAA]

Crack open some cold ones

 

[D1gger]

Time for some wobbly pops

 

[Squisher]

Three sheets to the wind.

 

[Looney]

Shagging the dog.

 

[eminemrh25]

Get buzzed, get drunk, get crunked, get fvvcked up
Hit the strip club don't forget ones get your d!ck rubbed
Get fvcked, get sucked, get wasted, sh!t faceted

From Eminem's Shake That

 

[Colt45]

pissed works.

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Originally posted by: Looney
Shagging the dog.

Are you in the right thread?

 

[her209]

Praying to the Ceramic God.

 

[hypn0tik]

Juice up.

 

[spherrod]

On the lash

 

[grohl]

sloggered

 

[bamacre]

Originally posted by: Looney
Shagging the dog.

:Q

 

[bamacre]

If the person to which you are sending the birthday card is Dick Cheney, "let's stop shooting people, and start shooting liquor."

 

[bmacd]

Beer before liquor, never sicker. Liquor before beer, don't be surprised to find a penis in your ear.

-=bmacd=-

 

[thereds]

Maybe we can start with spelling euphemism right?

 

[shimsham]

my personal fave:

rippin the knob off!

 

[fool10]

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy

Originally posted by: Looney
Shagging the dog.

Are you in the right thread?

:laugh: That was great.

-fool

 

[OOBradm]

gettin rofl'ed
exercising the elbow
power lifting the hand weights

 

[tfinch2]

Originally posted by: fool10

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy

Originally posted by: Looney
Shagging the dog.

Are you in the right thread?

:laugh: That was great.

-fool

lurk much?