I need some cheesy jokes for radio call in

surge84

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My boss calls in to talk radio to plug our company.
I need some cheesy jokes along the lines of this,
"If you think writting on a floppy means getting a really painful tatoo, you need Nerdworks Computing." BLah blah Blah

If anybody cares to imput, please please feel free. I need all the stupid jokes I can get.
Thanks
 

Platypus

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Apr 26, 2001
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Here's one:

What is the best computer company in the world? Nerdworks Computing.

Then get the DJ to play a rimshot.
 

GasX

Lifer
Feb 8, 2001
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Who has a mom that abused alcohol during pregnancy and fed lead paint chips to her newborns?

The president of Nerdworks Computing, of course!
 

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Lifer
Jul 2, 2001
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Get a friend (non employee) to call in to the same show with the following:

What's the worst part about working at Nerdworks Computing?
Our boss calls retarded jokes in to talk radio.
 

MetalMat

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Why dont seagulls fly over the bay?























Because then they would be bagels.
 

Kev

Lifer
Dec 17, 2001
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What's the difference between babies and dart boards?


Dart boards don't bleed.

Oh yeah... Nerdworks Computing and stuff...