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**I Need Ideas for Personal ad**

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ArchCenturion

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Hey guys, me and my friend thought that it would be funny if we posted a personal ad for our other friend that we don't really get to see much anymore because playing WOW has turned him into an anti social orcish rogue whore. He works part time as a security guard, Thursday-Sunday 3-11pm, is not even in school i don't think, and seemingly spends the rest of his time playing wow. I call him up like every day, and tell him Im gonna pick him up and we will go to the beach, but he never comes, and always has some lame excuse, or simply says he just doesn't want to go.

Here are our ideas so far.. Please comment on additional comments. Funny or serious ideas are welcome.

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My friends idea.
"I'm a 22 year old with a full time job in security and I go-to school part time for political science. In my free time I like playing games, eating sushi, swimming, watching movies, volleyball, pretty much anything.

I'm looking for a cute girl who shares some of my interests."

or

My idea.
22 year old guy looking for a cute girl, with perky breasts
Must tolerate long periods of no talking and muted television shows. As I am very adament about my WOW Raid Instances and Battle Grounds.

about me:
I am a WoW guru
I worked at Blizzard for a few months as a GM, but then I got fired.
I am Clean cut
I am Very sexy
I have smoothe silky skin
I Love sushi and steak.
I Drive a little Acura TSX
I am 5'6" 195 lbs
I am white.
I am the oldest and have 1 sister. 3 half brothers, and 2 half sisters.
I like Gardening
I like volleyball
I like to play as Link and Mewto in smashbrothers

You should be/have:
Good at WoW
Able to make asian food
Encourage me to sit in my chair and never hang out with my friends
Not be intimidated by my extremely attractive but spoiled little sister
Good physique, able to take a pounding
a CAVE WOMAN who will sit with me in my dark bedroom while I play WoW!!!
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This is all we have come up with soo far, I will update as people give me more ideas.
 
haha you guys are awful.

ideas:
you could make fun of him for acting like a chick. Like everytime we would go skim boarding at the beach and I would beat him to the top of the stairs, or when he sang that "i love tacos" song in Wendy's and he sounded like a girl. Or maybe super smash brothers--but that game is pretty cool, so you shouldn't make fun of him for playing that game. Or gardening, I thought he liked gardening too. I think you need to make him sound more like a pvssy too, since he is not just anti-social.
 
Originally posted by: KK
where's the fourth option.

It's just plain stupid.

edit: damn you are good. 😛
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Haha thanks for the vote of confidence :beer::laugh:

Originally posted by: tm37
Yeah a friend,

sure
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Lol, im not asking if you think Im disguising a personal add for my self by saying its for a "friend", i could care less. If it helps, pretend this add is for me. I just want more ideas of what to add or take off.
 
and honestly, I don't think that a personal ad like THAT is going to help him get chicks. You need to go over to his place, smash his computer, kidnap him, and make him do something. Or pay some girl to date him.
 
Originally posted by: jessicak
haha you guys are awful.

ideas:
you could make fun of him for acting like a chick. Like everytime we would go skim boarding at the beach and I would beat him to the top of the stairs, or when he sang that "i love tacos" song in Wendy's and he sounded like a girl. Or maybe super smash brothers--but that game is pretty cool, so you shouldn't make fun of him for playing that game. Or gardening, I thought he liked gardening too. I think you need to make him sound more like a pvssy too, since he is not just anti-social.
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WTF jessica, we are trying to get him a girl here....!!!!

Edited
I like Gardening
I like volleyball
I like to play as link and Mewto in smashbrothers

keep them coming
 
Wow what a great friend you are. Maybe you can post pictures of him on posts around the city claiming that he's a sex predator. Another idea is, in his sleep break all his fingers.
 
I think it might work out better if you put something like this:

"I'm a 22 year-old with a full-time job in security and I go to school part-time for political science. In my free time I like playing games, eating sushi, swimming, watching movies, volleyball, pretty much anything.

I'm looking for a cute girl who shares some of my interests."
 
Originally posted by: torpid
Wow what a great friend you are. Maybe you can post pictures of him on posts around the city claiming that he's a sex predator. Another idea is, in his sleep break all his fingers.
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*laughs like a demon*

Originally posted by: jmcoreymv
I think it might work out better if you put something like this:

"I'm a 22 year-old with a full-time job in security and I go to school part-time for political science. In my free time I like playing games, eating sushi, swimming, watching movies, volleyball, pretty much anything.

I'm looking for a cute girl who shares some of my interests."
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I added yours into the OP

Originally posted by: ElFenix
pasty 22 yr old male iso young 20s ladyboy who loves WoW as much as i do
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This is the type of response i was hoping for :thumbsup:
 
You should be/have:
Good at WoW
Able to make asian food...
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...able to teach me the difference between add and ad.

Edit... Just re-read OP. You don't need a personal ad. You need to stage an intervention.
 
Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
You should be/have:
Good at WoW
Able to make asian food...
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...able to teach me the difference between add and ad.

Edit... Just re-read OP. You don't need a personal ad. You need to stage an intervention.
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lol grandma stickler, took me awhile, but i finally realized what ad/add you were referencing. I thought you were trying to say i had attention deficit disorder or something. Ill go ahead and fix the spelling error.

Intervention hmm. Maybe thats a good idea, any ideas on how we could go about this?




Originally posted by: PingSpike
"Desperate male shut in seeks porn spam bot responses to personal ad"
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*lol's and people in the office look at me strangely*
 
on third thought, apparently you are serious about a personal ad? I think maybe you should be a little nicer. He isn't ugly, and is a really nice person (when he would hang out with people). So maybe instead of making him sound like some guy that no girl would want to date, make him sound more awesome.
 
Originally posted by: ArchCenturion
Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
You should be/have:
Good at WoW
Able to make asian food...
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...able to teach me the difference between add and ad.

Edit... Just re-read OP. You don't need a personal ad. You need to stage an intervention.
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lol grandma stickler, took me awhile, but i finally realized what ad/add you were referencing. I thought you were trying to say i had attention deficit disorder or something. Ill go ahead and fix the spelling error.

Intervention hmm. Maybe thats a good idea, any ideas on how we could go about this?
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Tear him away from his computer. Don't just ask him if he wants to go somewhere, TAKE him somewhere.

 
Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
Originally posted by: ArchCenturion
Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
You should be/have:
Good at WoW
Able to make asian food...
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...able to teach me the difference between add and ad.

Edit... Just re-read OP. You don't need a personal ad. You need to stage an intervention.
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lol grandma stickler, took me awhile, but i finally realized what ad/add you were referencing. I thought you were trying to say i had attention deficit disorder or something. Ill go ahead and fix the spelling error.

Intervention hmm. Maybe thats a good idea, any ideas on how we could go about this?
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Tear him away from his computer. Don't just ask him if he wants to go somewhere, TAKE him somewhere.
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He's built like a rock/bowling ball. Not exactly easy to move.
 
Originally posted by: jmcoreymv
Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
Tear him away from his computer. Don't just ask him if he wants to go somewhere, TAKE him somewhere.
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He's built like a rock/bowling ball. Not exactly easy to move.
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We would need some sort of tranquilizer. He was a center on our HS Football team. The only way I can bring him down, is if its on a slippery hill, and hes not paying any attention and I am 6' 160 lbs.

Originally posted by: jessicak
on third thought, apparently you are serious about a personal ad? I think maybe you should be a little nicer. He isn't ugly, and is a really nice person (when he would hang out with people). So maybe instead of making him sound like some guy that no girl would want to date, make him sound more awesome.
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Of course we are serious you crazy wench!! I just thought it would make my morning go faster, and there would be more responses if funny comments were allowed also.
 
Originally posted by: Chryso
What we really need is pics of the sister.
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Lol she is real cute and shes 20, quite annoying though. I dont know her well enough, and do not think it would be right for me to be posting pics of her, I'm sorry 🙁 .
 
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