I need Canada jokes quick!

[DisgruntledVirus]

I'm talking to a French-Canadian girl and need some good things to say that make fun of Canada.

 

[Ns1]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GF1b1pf9DRY

 

[Newbian]

Some things are just too easy to even ask for help.

Not to mention you are adding the French part in there to make it even easier.

 

[SlitheryDee]

Cold up there? Bet your nipples stay pretty hard.

 

[Schadenfreude]

Need pics of chick to determine joke.

 

[Newbian]

Need pics of chick to determine joke.

Imagine a canadian girl but with long arm pit hair as she is french also.

 

[William Gaatjes]

If she likes French music , Charlez Aznavour - She ?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxaZMreym88

 

[Scotteq]

War of 1812 - the US Invades Canada.. sees the price of gas, and promptly leaves.

**addendum: The US felt so bad, we gave Detroit to Canada. Bastards made us take it back.

 

[sdifox]

ask her why the Quebecois think they are not Canadian

 

[M0oG0oGaiPan]

They're afraid of the dark

 

[ElFenix]

only an ATOTer would post while talking to a girl

 

[sdifox]

only an ATOTer would post while talking to a girl

ahahahahaha

 

[DisgruntledVirus]

only an ATOTer would post while talking to a girl

Well I am a lifer after all

 

[LordMorpheus]

Pickup line for use on French speakers:

(gesturing at yourself) "Je suis un buffet"

 

[Red Squirrel]

What's the difference between a Prius and Block Quebecois?

The Prius has 5 seats.

 

[BurnItDwn]

stupid corny joke

Q: How do you stop bacon from curling in the frying pan?

A: Take away their brooms!

 

[davmat787]

only an ATOTer would post while talking to a girl

LMAO. I haven't been here nowhere near as long as many of you guys and gals, but that seems like it is so true.

 

[davmat787]

stupid corny joke

Q: How do you stop bacon from curling in the frying pan?

A: Take away their brooms!

I get it, but shouldn't it be "How to you stop a Canadian bacon from curling in the frying pan?" Or "How do you stop a Canadian from curling their bacon in a frying pan?"

 

[thebestMAX]

Ask her if she has ever seen their tank.