I need advice, my girlfriend is getting harrassed

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Ameesh

Originally posted by: 5489

Originally posted by: SuperTool
This is retarded. She doesn't want to tell authorities because she likes the attention more than she dislikes the discomfort.

Well I just conviced her to tell authorities.

All three of you need to be tazered in the head, why would it take convincing?

Or you could just, y'know, Ameesh him.

- M4H

 

[TheAudit]

Two words:
Testicle devastation.

 

[TuxDave]

:thumbsup: on the above posts. This is easy to resolve. Contact your RA and call the building manager for the dorms. Tell them that your girlfriend has been sexually harassed and assault. They will have to respond to that and possibly kick that guy out or give him a final warning. If he does it again, he's definitely outta there and into jail.

Or.... gather the UC Berkeley ATOT group and we'll come marching over.

<--- UC Berkeley

 

[eakers]

so what happened?

 

[DrPizza]

I was wondering too..
I vote all you UC Berkeley ATOTers grow some cahoneys together, march up there, and pummel him. Don't forget the obligatory pics.

 

[her209]

This reminds me of the thread where the guy rapes his girl roommate. She then gets a bunch of guys to rape him.

 

[Aquaman]

I say hide a webcam in the room &amp; record when the dude does his thing. You have physical proof then and go to the RA. All this talk about beating up is just plain stupid.

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[fredtam]

Originally posted by: Aquaman
I say hide a webcam in the room &amp; record when the dude does his thing. You have physical proof then and go to the RA. All this talk about beating up is just plain stupid.

Cheers,
Aquaman

Why is it stupid? That is how I would handle it. Well there really wouldn't be any beating. Like I said I would just grab his sack give a nice squeeze and stick my fingers under his ribs. Then explain how things would work from then on.

 

[Anubis]

Originally posted by: Chronoshock
Pretty easy, just have your GF complain about sexual harassment. He'll get his ass handed to him by the administration, possible suspension/expulsion.

yea just have he go complain to a dean, and his ass is done

 

[HardcoreRobot]

update?

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: her209
This reminds me of the thread where the guy rapes his girl roommate. She then gets a bunch of guys to rape him.

W
T
F
?!

:Q

- M4H

 

[HardcoreRobot]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: her209
This reminds me of the thread where the guy rapes his girl roommate. She then gets a bunch of guys to rape him.

W
T
F
?!

:Q

- M4H

yeah that was over on the SA forums wasnt it? wasnt it also admittedly fictional?

 

[George P Burdell]

fvck the RA, call the campus police and go to the dean of students.... if you do this right, the college deans will rape that guy in the ass for you... and if the dean is dealing with it, it'll stay on his record for his entire college life... if you think about the implications of that, you'll realize it's way sweeter to see him suffer a few years than suffer a day or two coz you kicked his ass.

 

[Ausm]

Originally posted by: white
restraining order?

That 8is what I would do...especially easy to get if he is physically touching her without consent.


Ausm

 

[Kyteland]

Go to this web page and buy the appropriate hardware to scare him off.

http://www.farmingsuppliesdirect.com/p.castrat.html

Better yet, see those green, Cheerio looking things halfway down the page? Buy a bag of those and threaten to use them on him. (Edit: They really are the size of Cheerios. No lie. :Q) They are used to produde "scrotal necrosis and eventual shedding of the structures including the testes."

:evil:

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: TheGoodGuy
RA first... if not im sure some ATOT ppl in berkeley will be more than happy to give an ass whooping...

That's funny. Male, Berkeley students beating people up. They're too afraid to break a nail or lose their nipple ring.

 

[oogabooga]

Originally posted by: BurnItDwn
She should light him on fire. Or at least burn him with a lighter. Maybe scorch the creeps hair ... hair burns well

roflol, that quote just.. wow.. heh, i want it in my sig (if you don't mind sir)

lastly, i go to UCI, and where i went to school, the annoying guy who walked around touching gals DID get beat down. Apparently at Berkeley they are busy, but if she hasn't complained to the authorities.... what is she complaining about at all?
Does She not realize she is in the modern world, and women who complain about harrasment get heard..

i didn't really want to post other than to comment on burnitdown's comment, heh, that made me laugh out loud.

 

[Ricochet]

All your gf has to do is confront the guy giving him a final warning before reporting sexual harrassment to the RA. Simple as that.

 

[Nab]

You said that she was living in the dorms, does she not have any other friends on her hall that can help her out? Since he's a boy, that means its coed, i'm sure some boy will be willing to help her out in this situation if you don't want to go to the RA or police.

 

[Mday]

come on, did you kick his ass yet?

 

[Rookie]

have your GF talk to her RA... that's common sense...

if it bothers her, she NEEDS to do something before it progresses.

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: ed21x

Originally posted by: DaWhim
I am afraid that you need to show us a pic of your girlfriend before we suggest what action should be taken.

i think the context of this thread is a bit too serious for that...

n00b...

 

[SP33Demon]

I'm afraid the only way this can be resolved is by leaving a case of good beer in her room, and hiding a black mamba at the bottom.

 

[Bryophyte]

Originally posted by: Kyteland
Go to this web page and buy the appropriate hardware to scare him off.

http://www.farmingsuppliesdirect.com/p.castrat.html

Better yet, see those green, Cheerio looking things halfway down the page? Buy a bag of those and threaten to use them on him. (Edit: They really are the size of Cheerios. No lie. :Q) They are used to produde "scrotal necrosis and eventual shedding of the structures including the testes."

:evil:

That's exactly what they do. They work great. We call them "elasterators". You knock down the calf onto his side, have one person sit on him and raise up a leg, the other person applies the band. Moooooo

 

[DrPizza]

No update yet?!

Too bad you can't start a poll in the middle of the thread...
the options would be:

A. Opens a can of whoopass, is now sitting in jail, gf sleeps with the other guy out of sympathy
B. Attempts to open a can of whoopass, gets pummeled. GF realizes what a wimp he is and sleeps with the other guy.
C. GF is already sleeping with the other guy

I can't think of any more possibilities..