I need a website!

[911paramedic]

http://www.odb-company.com/

* Our prices may seem high, *
but the more you educate yourself as a consumer,
and the more you understand the quality of the work we do...
the more you'll wonder why our prices are'nt higher.

WARNING: Don't view the source code, you will get haxored!!

<!-- YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO CLOSE THE VIEW SOURCE WINDOW ***AND*** THE WINDOW YOU ARE VIEWING THIS PAGE IN, BEFORE A CANCEROUS SCRIPT IS EXECUTED THAT WILL INFECT YOUR COMPUTER. YOU HAVE LOST 5 SECONDS READING THIS -->

:roll:
Obviously this company has mastered the interweb and doesn't make any of the typical errors when it comes to website design. (busy backgrounds, curser add-ons, ungodly formatted text, etc, etc, etc) He should put some background midi on his site if he wants to sell me on his skills.

 

[dighn]

1994's personal web page look

lame lame lame

 

[Beau]

oh my. I should just quit the webdesign/programming industry. I cannot compete with these masters of the intarweb! 🙁

 

[new2AMD]

10 seconds to close the window...nice

 

[Turkish]

so lame

 

[911paramedic]

Originally posted by: new2AMD
10 seconds to close the window...nice

You must have tried to view the source code and got yourself haxored, I tried to warn you...

 

[neutralizer]

Originally posted by: 911paramedic

Originally posted by: new2AMD
10 seconds to close the window...nice

You must have tried to view the source code and got yourself haxored, I tried to warn you...

wow that message is the comments. how sad... i didn't see a javascript trigger for any malicious code.

 

[new2AMD]

Originally posted by: neutralizer

Originally posted by: 911paramedic

Originally posted by: new2AMD
10 seconds to close the window...nice

You must have tried to view the source code and got yourself haxored, I tried to warn you...

wow that message is the comments. how sad... i didn't see a javascript trigger for any malicious code.

bingo

 

[Beau]

Originally posted by: neutralizer

Originally posted by: 911paramedic

Originally posted by: new2AMD
10 seconds to close the window...nice

You must have tried to view the source code and got yourself haxored, I tried to warn you...

wow that message is the comments. how sad... i didn't see a javascript trigger for any malicious code.

Not that browser javascript could do much damage anyway....


I have to wonder what this "cancerous" script would do? Replicate the HTML being generated? With mutation? Probably would improve the validity of their code.

 

[911paramedic]

Looking at the site I wouldn't worry about this guy being able to implement something like that in the first place, that's what makes his note so funny.

 

[neutralizer]

stupid butterfly cursor doesn't work in netscape...

 

[GasX]

Anyone see the before / after pictures on his redesign of the boxer rescue website?

The before is 100 times better than the after...

 

[neutralizer]

Originally posted by: Mwilding
Anyone see the before / after pictures on his redesign of the boxer rescue website?

The before is 100 times better than the after...

OMG... you're right...

 

[911paramedic]

Originally posted by: Mwilding
Anyone see the before / after pictures on his redesign of the boxer rescue website?

The before is 100 times better than the after...

LMAO, 101 times better. :laugh:

 

[ThePresence]

wow, a guy who couldn't even figure out how to use a lame right-click script.

 

[911paramedic]

<meta http-equiv="Page-Exit" content="blendTrans(Duration=0)">

Is that a page transition?? I have it turned off but if that really is a page transition I will pee my pants.

EDIT: Yup, on the main "new dog" page.

<meta http-equiv="Page-Enter" content="blendTrans(Duration=1)">
<meta http-equiv="Page-Exit" content="RevealTrans(Duration=1,Transition=2)">

 

[Beau]

sooo much better.

 

[911paramedic]

OK, this guy really is good. After looking at the banners he creates this entire post should be deleted because he is obviously a graphics designer and not a website designer.

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: 911paramedic
OK, this guy really is good. After looking at the banners he creates this entire post should be deleted because he is obviously a graphics designer and not a website designer.

I just checked them out. They rock! By the way, if you need me, I will be at the emergency room being treated for epileptic seizures...

 

[Beau]

Any other web designers feeling ashamed to be in the same industry as this guy?

/me raises hand.

 

[neutralizer]

Originally posted by: Mwilding

Originally posted by: 911paramedic
OK, this guy really is good. After looking at the banners he creates this entire post should be deleted because he is obviously a graphics designer and not a website designer.

I just checked them out. They rock! By the way, if you need me, I will be at the emergency room being treated for epileptic seizures...

Link? I can't find his graphics...

 

[gigapet]

is this a joke? someone actually paid for that?

he makes SEO out to be the hardest thing in the world......

 

[Beau]

Originally posted by: neutralizer

Originally posted by: Mwilding

Originally posted by: 911paramedic
OK, this guy really is good. After looking at the banners he creates this entire post should be deleted because he is obviously a graphics designer and not a website designer.

I just checked them out. They rock! By the way, if you need me, I will be at the emergency room being treated for epileptic seizures...

Link? I can't find his graphics...

http://www.odb-company.com/banner/index.htm

 

[ThePresence]

Originally posted by: Beau
Any other web designers feeling ashamed to be in the same industry as this guy?

/me raises hand.

If I raised my hand for this guy, my hand would be up all freaking year for all the others out there just like him.

 

[dighn]

Originally posted by: 911paramedic
OK, this guy really is good. After looking at the banners he creates this entire post should be deleted because he is obviously a graphics designer and not a website designer.

you broek my sarcasm meter