I need a really good insult :P

[etalns]

Long story.

Here's one that I consider "good."

You're as dumb as a mule and two times as ugly, if a stranger offers you a ride, I say TAKE IT!

That was one I Found in atot mebmbers sig but It old him it earlier so I can't use it.

 

[isekii]

Look in a mirror

 

[freakflag]

I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.

 

[Spac3d]

Originally posted by: Qosis
Long story.

Here's one that I consider "good."

You're as dumb as a mule and two times as ugly, if a stranger offers you a ride, I say TAKE IT!

That was one I Found in atot mebmbers sig but It old him it earlier so I can't use it.

It seems a little long to be honest.

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

Originally posted by: freakflag
I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.

or the variant my grandfather used to say:

I wouldn't piss up your ass if your guts were on fire.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Go listen to some George Carlin.

- M4H

 

[MainFramed]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Go listen to some George Carlin.

- M4H

 

[brxndxn]

You have a big head.

 

[Yossarian]

The jerk store called, they're runnin' out of you!!

 

[Platypus]

I hope you die alone.

 

[human2k]

You are a testicle.

 

[eakers]

the zoo called you're due back by five

haha

 

[everman]

"Your mother was a hampster, and your father smells of elderberries!"
or
"I fart in your general direction!"

 

[mAdD INDIAN]

Originally posted by: PipBoy
The jerk store called, they're runnin' out of you!!

yeah, but you are their best seller!

 

[Kadarin]

I kind of liked the Arab one: A curse be upon your moustache..

 

[conjur]

"You wouldn't know good humor if it came on a stick and was delivered by a truck."

 

[AlienCraft]

If I had a dog as ugly as you, I'd shave his ass and make him walk backwards.

 

[Kevin]

Originally posted by: PipBoy
The jerk store called, they're runnin' out of you!!

I had sex with your wife!!!

 

[Yossarian]

Originally posted by: kevin000

Originally posted by: PipBoy
The jerk store called, they're runnin' out of you!!

I had sex with your wife!!!

lol you're bepoppin and skedaddling all over the place.

 

[FrustratedUser]

You're a REPOST.

 

[spanky]

u're ugly.

 

[Jhill]

Did you get a girlfriend? I noticed spit stains on both sides of your truck.

 

[Loggerman]

If I wanted any come back from you.

I'd scrap the roof of your mouth.

 

[NumbaJuan]

may the nef bird of paradise crap on your birthday cake

 

[UCDznutz]

know a stupid joke? i do! *point at person you're insulting*