What is Good In Life?
To Crush Your Enemies, See Them Driven Before You and To Hear The Lamentations Of the Women... Conan
"Doing stuff is overrated. Hitler did a lot of stuff, but don't you wish he would have just sat at home and gotten stoned instead?
Sarcasm... like the cocktail is a lost art that people now a days just don't get,..
While we're on the topic of dispensing obvious, but nevertheless handy advice, do NOT chop off your fingers with a meat cleaver.
The reason there are so many idiots in the world is because there are more laws to keep them alive
The Greek system is like pop radio: no substance, just a bunch of sell outs. It's attractive to your average idiot but to people who think for themselves, it's unbelievably lame.
That?s the spirit! Drink anytime you can't do something!
?Think of how stupid the average person is. Then realize that half of them are stupider than that!"
--George Carlin