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I need a massage

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Aztech

Golden Member
So, I wanna go get a massage. I'm thinking it might kinda weird to have another guy massage me. Can you choose the gender of your masseuse?
 
Jerry: What's with you?

George: A...

Jerry: Yes, A...?

George: A man gave me...

Jerry: Yes, a man gave you...?

George: A man gave me... a massage.

Jerry: So?

George: So he... had his hands and, uh, he was...

Jerry: He was what?!

George: He was... touching and rubbing.

Jerry: That's a massage.

George: And then I took my pants off.

Jerry: You took your pants off?

George: For my hamstring.

Jerry: Oh.

George: He got about two inches from... there.

Jerry: Really?

George: I think it moved.

Jerry: Moved?

George: It may have moved, I don't know.

Jerry: I'm sure it didn't move.

George: It moved! It was imperceptible but I felt it.

Jerry: Maybe it just wanted to change positions? You know, shift to the other
side.

George: No, no. It wasn't a shift, I've shifted, this was a move.

Jerry: Okay, so what if it moved?

George: That's the sign! The test; if a man makes it move.

Jerry: That's not the test. Contact is the test, if it moves as a result of
contact.

George: You think it's contact? It has to be touched?

Jerry: That's what a gym teacher once told me.
 
Originally posted by: Aztech
So, I wanna go get a massage. I'm thinking it might kinda weird to have another guy massage me. Can you choose the gender of your masseuse?
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I am thinking finshing move, with a woman, but whatever way you swing.😛
 
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