I need a handjob

Leros

Lifer
Jul 11, 2004
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2 handjobs for $5. Should I get two for myself or split it with a friend?
 

destrekor

Lifer
Nov 18, 2005
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this is officially my second favorite advertisement ever created.

My first, you ask? Wait, do you really have to ask? Michael Bay. 'nuff said.
 

QueBert

Lifer
Jan 6, 2002
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funny as hell and it looks like it could actually work. I'm thinking about ordering them to see. 4.95 isn't much to lose if they end up sucking. I have my doubts because the wife at the begining asks the husband to open the jar, so maybe they don't work at all if they did she should be able to open it herself with one.

I know I'm putting way too much thought into this, but I was shocked to click on the site and see it's actually a product you can order.