I need a good work safe quote for a sig

[Demon-Xanth]

I'm running out of material. I've been putting various quotes in my email signatures and I seem to have used most of my sources up.

Examples of past quotes:
"Hey Sam, I got an idea. And it doesn't involve high explosives!" --Max (Sam and Max)

The ATHF discussion about Shake tossing Frylock's DVD recorder in the gutter.

The current one is a Mel Brooks quote.

Family Guy, Simpsons, WC Fields, and webcomics have all been sources.

 

[Wooglin]

Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

 

[GoodToGo]

I was lying there with my girlfriend when my weenie began to twitch.

 

[meltdown75]

I quickly uninstalled all the movies I had downloaded.

 

[Zysoclaplem]

Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy


Why do people in ship mutinies always ask for "better treatment"? I'd ask for a pinball machine, because with all that rocking back and forth you'd probably be able to get a lot of free games.

As I bit into the nectarine, it had a crisp juiciness about it that was very pleasurable - until I realized it wasn't a nectarine at all, but A HUMAN HEAD!!

If you ever teach a yodeling class, probably the hardest thing is to keep the students from just trying to yodel right off. You see, we build to that.

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

I think a good gift for the President would be a chocolate revolver. And since he is so busy, you'd probably have to run up to him real quick and give it to him.

 

[edro]

So I put 2 and 2 together and decided that you were pissin' me off.

No, the real point is... I don't give a damn.

 

[Garion]

A good one I saw in someone elses' signature yesterday...

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Unknown

- G

 

[Juice Box]

Originally posted by: GoodToGo
I was lying there with my girlfriend when my weenie began to twitch.

cant use that... Mods will ask you to remove it... or rather, remove it for you...

 

[Nikamichi]

Originally posted by: meltdown75
Take a cue from Nikamich's sig.

:heart:

 

[Juice Box]

Originally posted by: Nikamichi

Originally posted by: meltdown75
Take a cue from Nikamich's sig.

:heart:

lol too bad nobody said that... nice try