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I need a gag gift...

AFurryReptile

AFurryReptile

Golden Member
For my company's white elephant gift exchange. Ideas I have so far:

- an old kid's guitar, painted camouflage
- Brokeback Mountain on Blu-Ray
- Something covered in copious amounts of glitter. Intended to explode on opening.

Any other ideas?
 
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This is a favorite thing of mine to do for people that have never seen it.

I take a can of spam or corned beef and carefully remove the wrapper. I then stick a gift card worth usually alot more than what other people are bringing. I rewrap the spam so the the card cannot be seen.

It's pretty hilarious to see all the people exchanging the spam. the last person who is stuck with it usually gets pissed off...until they find out the treasure wrapped inside
 
brainhulk said:
This is a favorite thing of mine to do for people that have never seen it.

I take a can of spam or corned beef and carefully remove the wrapper. I then stick a gift card worth usually alot more than what other people are bringing. I rewrap the spam so the the card cannot be seen.

It's pretty hilarious to see all the people exchanging the spam. the last person who is stuck with it usually gets pissed off...until they find out the treasure wrapped inside
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I did that too, except I eventually had to reveal the gift card because so many people were complaining. "What type of cheap-ass bitch could only bring 2 cans of SPAM?" and "Someone needs to be taken out back and taught some manners" were the lines I distinctly remember being thrown around. Needless to say once the $20 B&N gift card was revealed people started stealing the SPAM....
 
Attended a Christmas party many years ago with a Chinese auction. I bought a little desk plaque that read "When you've got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow."

It was the cheapest but most popular auction item.
 
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