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Pathogen03

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Hey, i can explain the circumstances later but this is what I have to work with.

I need to find a good mixed drink tonight, and liquor stores are closed.

Jagermeister
Ketel One
Absolut Vodka
Jack Daniels
Bacardi 151

Anything i can grab in a 7-11, IE sodas or red bull or something of the like.

Thanks! :)
 

Mookow

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Look, ALL of those can be taken as a shooter. Just do this:
-place your hands over your nuts
-verify that there are two of them, and that they are in position
-take a shot
 

rudeguy

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do you have full fifths of them all?

1. put Jag in freezer
2. blend Absoulte, kettle one and bacardi with ice, squirt and a dash of grenedene-sp.
3. drink above mixture, you will be hammered.
4. do shots of jag
5. half hour later you wont know what your name is, and you wont care that you are hanging out with fat chicks.
 

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Flaming Russian
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Ingredients:
1 oz Vodka
1/5 oz Bacardi 151 proof rum
Mixing instructions:
Pour vodka in shot glass, carefully layer rum on top. Ignite rum and serve.

Gorilla
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Ingredients:
1 shot Bacardi 151 proof rum
1 shot Jägermeister
Mixing instructions:
none

Molotov Cocktail
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Ingredients:
1 1/2 oz Vodka
Float 1 splash 151 proof rum
Mixing instructions:
Pour a shot of vokda (preferably Russian), float the 151, light, blow out, and take the shot down.
 

Feldenak

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Originally posted by: GoodDad
do you have full fifths of them all?

1. put Jag in freezer
2. blend Absoulte, kettle one and bacardi with ice, squirt and a dash of grenedene-sp.
3. drink above mixture, you will be hammered.
4. do shots of jag
5. half hour later you wont know what your name is, and you wont care that you are hanging out with fat chicks.

LOL
 

Pathogen03

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Eli i started with two shots of 151, now im on Jager.


I dont like Jager/Redbull.. the Redbull ruins it.. Too sticky and sweet in your mouth. I do 1 part Jager to 3 parts RedBull, sometimes 2 jager to 3 redbull to try and drown out the redbull. =/

151 + Dr Pepper is a winner right now.

Jack + Coke.. dont have Coke on hand, want more responses before i send someone on a drink run.

Vodka + OJ.. I dont know how to mix that.. how much of each do you do?
 

rudeguy

Lifer
Dec 27, 2001
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Originally posted by: Pathogen03
Eli i started with two shots of 151, now im on Jager.


I dont like Jager/Redbull.. the Redbull ruins it.. Too sticky and sweet in your mouth. I do 1 part Jager to 3 parts RedBull, sometimes 2 jager to 3 redbull to try and drown out the redbull. =/

151 + Dr Pepper is a winner right now.

Jack + Coke.. dont have Coke on hand, want more responses before i send someone on a drink run.

Vodka + OJ.. I dont know how to mix that.. how much of each do you do?

half and half n00b
 

Pathogen03

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Originally posted by: GoodDad
do you have full fifths of them all?

1. put Jag in freezer
2. blend Absoulte, kettle one and bacardi with ice, squirt and a dash of grenedene-sp.
3. drink above mixture, you will be hammered.
4. do shots of jag
5. half hour later you wont know what your name is, and you wont care that you are hanging out with fat chicks.



Ive got about .5 liters of Absolute left

a full handle of Ketel One

Jager doesnt come in a fifth.. ive got the normal size bottle for it

Jack is about 1 liter left.

Bacardi 151 is the full wine-bottle sized.


Jager is allready in freezer, dont have Grenadine... where can i buy that? What mixture of Absolut/Ketel One/Bacardi? Is that an actual "Recipe" or are you just mixing everything I have? :)
 

Pathogen03

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Originally posted by: GoodDad
Originally posted by: Pathogen03
Eli i started with two shots of 151, now im on Jager.


I dont like Jager/Redbull.. the Redbull ruins it.. Too sticky and sweet in your mouth. I do 1 part Jager to 3 parts RedBull, sometimes 2 jager to 3 redbull to try and drown out the redbull. =/

151 + Dr Pepper is a winner right now.

Jack + Coke.. dont have Coke on hand, want more responses before i send someone on a drink run.

Vodka + OJ.. I dont know how to mix that.. how much of each do you do?

half and half n00b


Fsck you, im 17, and Jager is my only friend... that and the boobies that just walked in to the room. brb in 20. :)
 

Feldenak

Lifer
Jan 31, 2003
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Originally posted by: Pathogen03
Eli i started with two shots of 151, now im on Jager.


I dont like Jager/Redbull.. the Redbull ruins it.. Too sticky and sweet in your mouth. I do 1 part Jager to 3 parts RedBull, sometimes 2 jager to 3 redbull to try and drown out the redbull. =/

151 + Dr Pepper is a winner right now.

Jack + Coke.. dont have Coke on hand, want more responses before i send someone on a drink run.

Vodka + OJ.. I dont know how to mix that.. how much of each do you do?

Who the hell measures that stuff? If it's too strong that it makes your pvssy hurt, drink some and dilute it. If it's too weak, add more booze.
 

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Hell, just buy some pineapple juice and dump the rum and vodka in there. Pineapple makes just about any sort of non-whiskey/bourbon spirit taste good.
 

rudeguy

Lifer
Dec 27, 2001
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Originally posted by: Pathogen03
Originally posted by: GoodDad
do you have full fifths of them all?

1. put Jag in freezer
2. blend Absoulte, kettle one and bacardi with ice, squirt and a dash of grenedene-sp.
3. drink above mixture, you will be hammered.
4. do shots of jag
5. half hour later you wont know what your name is, and you wont care that you are hanging out with fat chicks.



Ive got about .5 liters of Absolute left

a full handle of Ketel One

Jager doesnt come in a fifth.. ive got the normal size bottle for it

Jack is about 1 liter left.

Bacardi 151 is the full wine-bottle sized.


Jager is allready in freezer, dont have Grenadine... where can i buy that? What mixture of Absolut/Ketel One/Bacardi? Is that an actual "Recipe" or are you just mixing everything I have? :)

its an old recipe of mine. Fill blender 1/4 full of vodka, throw in 2 trays of ice, top off with squirt and grenadine. You should be able to get that at any store. You wont be able to taste the alcohol, but you will get blasted. Try it.
 

Pathogen03

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Originally posted by: GoodDad
Originally posted by: Pathogen03
Originally posted by: GoodDad
do you have full fifths of them all?

1. put Jag in freezer
2. blend Absoulte, kettle one and bacardi with ice, squirt and a dash of grenedene-sp.
3. drink above mixture, you will be hammered.
4. do shots of jag
5. half hour later you wont know what your name is, and you wont care that you are hanging out with fat chicks.



Ive got about .5 liters of Absolute left

a full handle of Ketel One

Jager doesnt come in a fifth.. ive got the normal size bottle for it

Jack is about 1 liter left.

Bacardi 151 is the full wine-bottle sized.


Jager is allready in freezer, dont have Grenadine... where can i buy that? What mixture of Absolut/Ketel One/Bacardi? Is that an actual "Recipe" or are you just mixing everything I have? :)

its an old recipe of mine. Fill blender 1/4 full of vodka, throw in 2 trays of ice, top off with squirt and grenadine. You should be able to get that at any store. You wont be able to taste the alcohol, but you will get blasted. Try it.

Err, i dont mean to be nitpicky, but im just confused... A squirt and then a dash of grenadine? Do you mean just a squirt of grenadine, or a squirt of something else, then a dash of grenadine?! My head! nooo!
 

vshah

Lifer
Sep 20, 2003
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Originally posted by: Pathogen03
Hey, i can explain the circumstances later but this is what I have to work with.

I need to find a good mixed drink tonight, and liquor stores are closed.

Jagermeister
Ketel One
Absolut Vodka
Jack Daniels
Bacardi 151

Anything i can grab in a 7-11, IE sodas or red bull or something of the like.

Thanks! :)

aren't you 17 years old?
 

Pathogen03

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Yes i am 17 years old.


just finished semester one of summer school earlier today. Celebratory party with just friends today, keg party tomorrow. U got beef?
 

vshah

Lifer
Sep 20, 2003
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Originally posted by: Pathogen03
Yes i am 17 years old.


just finished semester one of summer school earlier today. Celebratory party with just friends today, keg party tomorrow. U got beef?

nope just wondering :D

if i had beef, i'd eat it. damn i'm hungry.
 

Feldenak

Lifer
Jan 31, 2003
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Originally posted by: Pathogen03
Originally posted by: GoodDad
Originally posted by: Pathogen03
Originally posted by: GoodDad
do you have full fifths of them all?

1. put Jag in freezer
2. blend Absoulte, kettle one and bacardi with ice, squirt and a dash of grenedene-sp.
3. drink above mixture, you will be hammered.
4. do shots of jag
5. half hour later you wont know what your name is, and you wont care that you are hanging out with fat chicks.



Ive got about .5 liters of Absolute left

a full handle of Ketel One

Jager doesnt come in a fifth.. ive got the normal size bottle for it

Jack is about 1 liter left.

Bacardi 151 is the full wine-bottle sized.


Jager is allready in freezer, dont have Grenadine... where can i buy that? What mixture of Absolut/Ketel One/Bacardi? Is that an actual "Recipe" or are you just mixing everything I have? :)

its an old recipe of mine. Fill blender 1/4 full of vodka, throw in 2 trays of ice, top off with squirt and grenadine. You should be able to get that at any store. You wont be able to taste the alcohol, but you will get blasted. Try it.

Err, i dont mean to be nitpicky, but im just confused... A squirt and then a dash of grenadine? Do you mean just a squirt of grenadine, or a squirt of something else, then a dash of grenadine?! My head! nooo!

Squirt is a soft drink