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TheBlondOne

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I'd be willing to help you out, but unfortunately I'm all booked.

Good thing I don't have a boyfriend, or else I wouldn't have time for him today! *whew*

--Sarah
 

Praetor

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Oct 14, 1999
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<< I'd be willing to help you out, but unfortunately I'm all booked.

Good thing I don't have a boyfriend, or else I wouldn't have time for him today! *whew*

--Sarah
>>



Eh? What happened to Viper? That means she's available!!!! :D ;)
 

Nitemare

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Feb 8, 2001
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Sarah,

What about Viper? think you need to edit your post unless something happened..

and I'd do it cept I have to work and I have school..plus the fact that I look like crap in a dress...and also the fact that I like to put out on the first date and you are a guy.
 

Miramonti

Lifer
Aug 26, 2000
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I didn't come here to post to be your dang Vdate, so backoff!

Just dropped in in case there'r any 'buffer overflow' issues...:eek:
 

GTaudiophile

Lifer
Oct 24, 2000
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<< I'd be willing to help you out, but unfortunately I'm all booked.

Good thing I don't have a boyfriend, or else I wouldn't have time for him today! *whew*

--Sarah
>>



Not very nice, Sarah.
 

LordJezo

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May 16, 2001
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<<

<< Well if no women sign up looks like you are it! >>




pics ???
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ME!!!!

I am still waiting for a date... I think I might go take a nap in the mean time.
 

Prescott

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Sep 20, 2001
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You can take my dog out if you want.....

She is an overweight Beagle, who smells a bit and snorts like a pig.....

But on the plus side....she is not a fussy eater, heck you could even take her to McDonalds...
LMK if your interested, I'll hook you up.
 

LordJezo

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May 16, 2001
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<< You can take my dog out if you want.....

She is an overweight Beagle, who smells a bit and snorts like a pig.....

But on the plus side....she is not a fussy eater, heck you could even take her to McDonalds...
LMK if your interested, I'll hook you up.
>>



One of the best offers I have gotten yet!
 

LordMaul

Lifer
Nov 16, 2000
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<<

<< You can take my dog out if you want.....

She is an overweight Beagle, who smells a bit and snorts like a pig.....

But on the plus side....she is not a fussy eater, heck you could even take her to McDonalds...
LMK if your interested, I'll hook you up.
>>



One of the best offers I have gotten yet!
>>



ROTFL, yeah, that IS better than BOBBYRIBS, eh?
 

dirtboy

Diamond Member
Oct 9, 1999
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<< She is an overweight Beagle, who smells a bit and snorts like a pig.....

But on the plus side....she is not a fussy eater, heck you could even take her to McDonalds...
LMK if your interested, I'll hook you up.
>>



I have a beagle just like yours! She's 53 pounds!! lol :)
 

Novgrod

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Mar 3, 2001
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moi

I'm dateless too, but I welcome it. If you're not busy later, we can get wasted and yell at random pedestrians until we're arrested
 

bootymac

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Aug 20, 2001
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i can pretend to be a girl!! only 150 dollars man!


p.s. - no sex, and no actual eye contact...;)