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I need a beer

Aenslead

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Sep 9, 2001
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I'm at my job right now.

A beer with lots of lemon, salt, tabasco and english salse, and lots of ice. A Michelada...

*drools before heart-attack*
 

mitaiwan82

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Nov 29, 2000
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Originally posted by: Aenslead
I'm at my job right now.

A beer with lots of lemon, salt, tabasco and english salse, and lots of ice. A Michelada...

*drools before heart-attack*

:beer:

I'm at work and I need one also.
 

nater

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Jun 18, 2001
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I'm at home and need more than one but I'm only 20...so no :beer: for me :brokenheart:
 

Bootprint

Diamond Member
Jan 11, 2002
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Get a butt plug instead. You can wear it all day at work and not worry about the boss smelling your breath.
 

DannyLove

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Oct 17, 2000
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Can you guys pass me a Sierra Nevada please?
/also at work. 30 more minutes left
3 more days and i'm out of this sh|t hole
 

Aenslead

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Sep 9, 2001
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Originally posted by: Bootprint
Get a butt plug instead. You can wear it all day at work and not worry about the boss smelling your breath.

have you used it already? does it work?
 

alkemyst

No Lifer
Feb 13, 2001
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16 REASONS WHY ALCOHOL SHOULD BE SERVED AT WORK...

1. It's an incentive to show up.

2. It leads to more honest communications.

3. It reduces complaints about low pay.

4. Employees tell management what they think,
not what they want to hear.

5. It encourages car pooling.

6. Increase job satisfaction because if you have
a bad job, you don't care.

7. It eliminates vacations because people would
rather come to work.

8. It makes fellow employees look better.

9. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.

10. Bosses are more likely to hand out
raises when they are wasted.

11. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.

12. Employees work later since there's no longer
a need to relax at the bar.

13. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.

14. Eliminates the need for employees to get
drunk on their lunch break.

15. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.

16. Sitting "Bare ass" on the copy machine will
no longer be seen as gross."

 

alkemyst

No Lifer
Feb 13, 2001
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Originally posted by: Bootprint
Get a butt plug instead. You can wear it all day at work and not worry about the boss smelling your breath.

How is that working out for you?
 

n7

Elite Member
Jan 4, 2004
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Ahh home now.

Drinkin' a DR. Pepper with lots of ice :)

I usually reserve alchohol for teh wknd.
 

Flavius

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Feb 18, 2002
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Enjoying a Guinness atm myself...

At home in front of the computer isn't nearly as much fun as downtown at the local Irish pub, though. Although I do get quite the look from the owner whenever I order an Irish Car Bomb.