i my neighbors dog is stupid

[LS21]

my window faces the side yard of the neighbor, where he keeps his retarded dog.

while im finishing my beauty sleep every morning, the goddamn thing is alert and excited by anythign that fuckig passes on the street... kids walking to school, etc

me = trying to sleep
dog = jumping and barking frantically at every passerby

fucking dog

 

[ElFenix]

i my neighbors dog is stupid

that ain't all

 

[TechBoyJK]

Originally posted by: LS21
my window faces the side yard of the neighbor, where he keeps his retarded dog.

while im finishing my beauty sleep every morning, the goddamn thing is alert and excited by anythign that fuckig passes on the street... kids walking to school, etc

me = trying to sleep
dog = jumping and barking frantically at every passerby

fucking dog

i couldn't understand your title

 

[Jeeebus]

Sadly, the neighbor's dog probably possesses greater grammar/spelling skills than you.

 

[Sea Moose]

Originally posted by: Jeeebus
Sadly, the neighbor's dog probably possesses greater grammar/spelling skills than you.

All hail Jeebus, <-- for he is the savior of ATOT










Why not complain to your local council ?

 

[2Xtreme21]

Originally posted by: ElFenix

i my neighbors dog is stupid

that ain't all

:laugh:

 

[rudeguy]

ruh roh...is the op the next Son of Sam?

 

[olds]

Years ago I had a neighbor who's dogs would never shut up. I talked to and talked to the neighbor but it did no good.
So one day when they were on a tear, I took the garden hose and gave them a shot of water. When the neighbor came home he asked me how his dogs got wet and I told him. He didn't seem to care.
After about 3 times of hitting them with the water, they would shut up every time they heard the sliding door to my back yard open up.
I felt a litlle guilty but they were obnoxious as hell and it was only water.

 

[TechBoyJK]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Years ago I had a neighbor who's dogs would never shut up. I talked to and talked to the neighbor but it did no good.
So one day when they were on a tear, I took the garden hose and gave them a shot of water. When the neighbor came home he asked me how his dogs got wet and I told him. He didn't seem to care.
After about 3 times of hitting them with the water, they would shut up every time they heard the sliding door to my back yard open up.
I felt a litlle guilty but they were obnoxious as hell and it was only water.

seems totally reasonable.

 

[zerocool1]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Years ago I had a neighbor who's dogs would never shut up. I talked to and talked to the neighbor but it did no good.
So one day when they were on a tear, I took the garden hose and gave them a shot of water. When the neighbor came home he asked me how his dogs got wet and I told him. He didn't seem to care.
After about 3 times of hitting them with the water, they would shut up every time they heard the sliding door to my back yard open up.
I felt a litlle guilty but they were obnoxious as hell and it was only water.

was it the middle of the winter?

 

[Tim]

The OP obviously can't function with his entire porn collection gone.

 

[Auggie]

I my post is not making senses of all the univers.e

 

[TecHNooB]

I, my neighbor's dog, am stupid.

fixed!

 

[Born2bwire]

Originally posted by: TecHNooB
I, my neighbor's dog, am stupid.

fixed!

So that's how you parse it! But then how can you be your own neighbor's dog... That would be a complicated set of residences.

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: zerocool1

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Years ago I had a neighbor who's dogs would never shut up. I talked to and talked to the neighbor but it did no good.
So one day when they were on a tear, I took the garden hose and gave them a shot of water. When the neighbor came home he asked me how his dogs got wet and I told him. He didn't seem to care.
After about 3 times of hitting them with the water, they would shut up every time they heard the sliding door to my back yard open up.
I felt a litlle guilty but they were obnoxious as hell and it was only water.

was it the middle of the winter?

It was winter but I live at the South Pole so your winter is our summer.

 

[lxskllr]

That's why I hate dogs, well one of the reasons anyway. Mouthy little assholes. A dog barking is one of the worst sounds in the world.

 

[biggestmuff]

So why hasn't your neighbor done anything to rectify the situation after you spoke to him?

 

[Sea Moose]

Originally posted by: lxskllr
That's why I hate dogs, well one of the reasons anyway. Mouthy little assholes. A dog barking is one of the worst sounds in the world.

i thought the sound of a child giving an opinion on a topic was worse.

 

[lxskllr]

Originally posted by: Sea Moose

Originally posted by: lxskllr
That's why I hate dogs, well one of the reasons anyway. Mouthy little assholes. A dog barking is one of the worst sounds in the world.

i thought the sound of a child giving an opinion on a topic was worse.

It depends on the child, just like adults. I figure the majority are just wasting breath, and most are dumb as rocks. It's always a pleasure to here a well considered opinion from either. Worst case scenario, and you're talking to a moron, it's much easier to tune out than a yapping dog is.

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: Sea Moose

Originally posted by: lxskllr
That's why I hate dogs, well one of the reasons anyway. Mouthy little assholes. A dog barking is one of the worst sounds in the world.

i thought the sound of a child giving an opinion on a topic was worse.

I had never actually thought about this before, but now that you mention it, I have to agree.

 

[DrPizza]

Some breeds bark more than other breeds. Some bark to warn others to "keep out, this is the yard that I guard." If that's the case, it's a shame that your neighbors chose a breed that's going to bark a lot. We have a Great Pyrenese, and she's a barker. I don't punish her for barking - that's her job. We used to have neighborhood dogs that occasionally strolled through our yard, now any loose dogs stay clear of our yard.

 

[LS21]

its a yellow collie

really ugly triangular headed dogs

 

[*kjm]

I have the same thing next to my house..... it's not your neighbors dog it is your stupid neighbor!

 

[hiromizu]

gotta love creative grammer

 

[Squisher]

Some breeds are more territorial than others. The barking is to tell everyone to get away and sure enough as soon as the dog barks the people/kids/whatever keep on walking and go away. The dog figures it's working.