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DurocShark

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I'm 32, a bit out of shape, half bald (shaved head now).

But I walked across the street to get lunch. Passed a girl around 19-ish who was talking about a class or something. "...and they're just trying to get us to be more submissive in that ... Mmmmm... I'd be submissive for HIM" :Q and yes, she WAS cute!

Then in TacoHell this beautiful older 45+ woman who keeps staring, then finally walks up and says, "If I was 20 years younger..." and walks away!

Then on the way back to the office, a like 14yo girl hangs out of a car window and howls at me!

WTF? I'm just wearing jeans and a blue camp shirt. Nothing different from any other day!

Is it a full moon? Are icecicles danglin off Lucifer's horns?

Granted, I'm nowhere near fugly, but I'm no longer some young stud with long blond hair and a trim and tanned body.

Scary, but at the same time, a nice ego boost.. heh

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Sorry, I didn't have a cam with me to get pics, but here's a pic of me from about 2 years ago... And one and two of me a coupla weeks ago wearing the same outfit. (Those pics suck because my son took them, but still...)
 
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idNut

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Originally posted by: Electric Amish
It was that guy behind you... ;)

amish
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Man, I think you're even more pessimistic than me. I always see negative comments by you.

Good job! :D
 
pyonir

pyonir

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<---enrolled in the "Electric Amish School for Pessimestic Thought" I hope to be in the first graduating class.

;)
 
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DurocShark

Lifer
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Originally posted by: MogulMonster
Are you wearing Axe today? Nice ego boost, though...
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Is that a cologne? I only wear Drakkar or Nightshades (or some name like that... a clear blue bottle). I grew up wearing Drakkar and have trouble using anything else.

And I have to wear something, seeing as how I smoke. The cologne helps others deal with that nasty stale tobacco odor that follows us smokers around...
 
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DurocShark

Lifer
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Originally posted by: Bootprint
Walk by a construction site and see if you still get the same reaction.
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Bwahahahaha...

Actually, the intersection I had to cross *is* under construction... Lots of burly construction worker types around. Not a whistle. There goes my ego boost... ;)
 
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isasir

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That's cool that you can pull off the shaved head look, since you were balding anyways. I keep trying to convince my friend to do the same, since he's 1/2 bald, but he refuses. Granted, I dunno how good it'd look, but I figure he really should do it anyways, to make himself look younger.
 
SagaLore

SagaLore

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First get pics of all these girls

then get us a pic of you from today

and then we'll figure this out for you.
 
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atom

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I guess you failed to notice that you had your fly unzipped and your wang was flapping in the wind.
 
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Bootprint

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Originally posted by: atom
I guess you failed to notice that you had your fly unzipped and your wang was flapping in the wind.
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I don't think it would look like this.


Found pics of him before shaving it all off.
 

I would like pics, please. ;)

No pics will be a crime. :p

Would you kick out your wife if we approve of the pics (i.e., one of you and the ladies)? ;) I'm kidding here. Of course I wouldn't endorse that.
 
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Encryptic

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Originally posted by: Nitemare
You sure you weren't wearing the assless chaps?
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If I wore those, I wouldn't be able to leave the house for fear of women mobbing me. My wife claims I have an ass to die for. She pantsed me on 4th of July and my MOTHER-IN-LAW said I had a cute butt too. :Q :D
 
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