I might get a rat.

[Mai72]

I'll call him Trump.

Put a blonde wig on his head and feed him that expensive cheese. Maybe even build a mini Trump towers.

 

[Naer]

get a guinea pig instead

 

[Mai72]

get a guinea pig instead

Bah.

Guinea pigs are soft and tell fake news.

 

[SKORPI0]

 

[DaveSimmons]

I might get a bat
We could have a chat
With you and your new rat
(Squeak! Squeak!)
How 'bout that?

 

[John Connor]

I smell a rat...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDTRyjMnDOk

 

[WaTaGuMp]

-5/10

 

[IronWing]