I might be moving to Montana soon.

[Brutuskend]

Gonna be a dental floss tycoon.

 

[NutBucket]

huh?

 

[Heisenberg]

You could make a killing in the wooden hermit-shack business.

 

[Yossarian]

I would like... to have seen... Montana <croaks>

 

[Brutuskend]

Originally posted by: Heisenberg
You could make a killing in the wooden hermit-shack business.

I was thinking more like ponchos.

Is that a real poncho? I mean is that a Mexican poncho or is that a Sears poncho.

 

[cavemanmoron]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Gonna be a dental floss tycoon.

lmao

I miss Zappa

 

[KLin]

Originally posted by: Yossarian
I would like... to have seen... Montana <croaks>

He's a g-ddamn cook!!

 

[Colt45]

Are you just reciting zappa, or is there actual truth in the statement at all?

 

[Brutuskend]

Originally posted by: Colt45
Are you just reciting zappa, or is there actual truth in the statement at all?

Not a speck of cereal for MY dog!

 

[ThePresence]

On a serious note, I'd love to move to Montana. I hate city driving, loud neighbors, dogsh|t on the sidewalk, and people in general. Give me a cabin in the woods, with a hammock by a brook, a nice shotgun, a good woman and a loyal dog. That's my version of Heaven. Give me Montana anyday.

 

[Brutuskend]

Originally posted by: ThePresence
On a serious note, I'd love to move to Montana. I hate city driving, loud neighbors, dogsh|t on the sidewalk, and people in general. Give me a cabin in the woods, with a hammock by a brook, a nice shotgun, a good woman and a loyal dog. That's my version of Heaven. Give me Montana anyday.

You will also be requiring a pygmy pony!

 

[Sundog]

Being from Montana, I sincerely hope you would be in Western Montana.

 

[syconub]

Originally posted by: Yossarian
I would like... to have seen... Montana <croaks>

you forgot /huntforredoctober

 

[Tremulant]

Originally posted by: ThePresence
On a serious note, I'd love to move to Montana. I hate city driving, loud neighbors, dogsh|t on the sidewalk, and people in general. Give me a cabin in the woods, with a hammock by a brook, a nice shotgun, a good woman and a loyal dog. That's my version of Heaven. Give me Montana anyday.

One time when I had just gotten home from work and I pulled into the driveway. This guy was taking his dog for a walk and was standing in my yard. I got out of the car and gave the guy a "get the fvck away from my yard" look. He started walking away and took his dog with him. I went inside the house.

He didn't seem to have a bag on him and honestly I wouldn't have cared. I don't want someone else's dogsh!t on my yard, even if they are going to clean it up. Every house in this neighborhood has a yard. His dog can crap in his own yard.

Sorry, the dogsh!t comment triggered that.

 

[Brutuskend]

Originally posted by: Tremulant

Originally posted by: ThePresence
On a serious note, I'd love to move to Montana. I hate city driving, loud neighbors, dogsh|t on the sidewalk, and people in general. Give me a cabin in the woods, with a hammock by a brook, a nice shotgun, a good woman and a loyal dog. That's my version of Heaven. Give me Montana anyday.

One time when I had just gotten home from work and I pulled into the driveway. This guy was taking his dog for a walk and was standing in my yard. I got out of the car and gave the guy a "get the fvck away from my yard" look. He started walking away and took his dog with him. I went inside the house.

He didn't seem to have a bag on him and honestly I wouldn't have cared. I don't want someone else's dogsh!t on my yard, even if they are going to clean it up. Every house in this neighborhood has a yard. His dog can crap in his own yard.

Sorry, the dogsh!t comment triggered that.

Save your bacon grease, pour it on offending matter, WAH'LA, gone in a day or two!

 

[BigPoppa]

Originally posted by: Sundog
Being from Montana, I sincerely hope you would be in Western Montana.

Born and raised in Helena. Going to school in Missoula. I feel spoiled living in Western MT.

Brutuskend:
I'm thinking poncho's wouldn't sell too well here. Our precipitation comes in powder form. Got 10" in Helena just the other day. Move up to parkas and you may just have yourself a business!

 

[CrackRabbit]

Do me a favor there if you move there. There is a small casino in Butte that I want to blow up.
No offense to anyone that lives there but everyone that I have dealt with in that state is as dumb as a rock.

 

[Sundog]

Originally posted by: CrackRabbit
Do me a favor there if you move there. There is a small casino in Butte that I want to blow up.
No offense to anyone that lives there but everyone that I have dealt with in that state is as dumb as a rock.

Umm... You were in Butte. What did you expect? Not even eastern Montanans stop in Butte.

 

[CrackRabbit]

Originally posted by: Sundog

Originally posted by: CrackRabbit
Do me a favor there if you move there. There is a small casino in Butte that I want to blow up.
No offense to anyone that lives there but everyone that I have dealt with in that state is as dumb as a rock.

Umm... You were in Butte. What did you expect? Not even eastern Montanans stop in Butte.

Actualy I have never been to Butte (thankfuly) but I have to deal with people from all over the state on a fairly regular basis. The ones in Butte are the worst.

 

[BigPoppa]

Originally posted by: CrackRabbit
Do me a favor there if you move there. There is a small casino in Butte that I want to blow up.
No offense to anyone that lives there but everyone that I have dealt with in that state is as dumb as a rock.

Ahh Butte...the asshole of Montana.

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Gonna be a dental floss tycoon.

How do you get that stuff in those little containers, Brutus?

That takes real skill.

 

[PoPPeR]

i'm sorry is this supposed to be a joke or what.