I met two girls from wisconsin tonight

RichUK

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Originally posted by: funkymatt
who said Wisconsin chicks were hot?

They were the first American women I've ever spoke to in my home town, and they were rough.
 

IronWing

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Little girlie in the blue jeans so tight, riding along through the, Wisconsin night. You're my last love baby, you're my last chance...
 

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Originally posted by: RichUK
Originally posted by: funkymatt
who said Wisconsin chicks were hot?

They were the first American women I've ever spoke to in my home town, and they were rough.

We send our biologically less blessed females to your benighted isle, knowing that the few Brits that aren't pansies have poor teeth, bad breath, and boorish manners, and will sleep with just about anything after the fifth pint.

We think of it as a kind of social outreach.

Wisconsin is our premier dairy state. Did you notice whether or not they had udders? ;) :p

 

RichUK

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Originally posted by: Perknose
Originally posted by: RichUK
Originally posted by: funkymatt
who said Wisconsin chicks were hot?

They were the first American women I've ever spoke to in my home town, and they were rough.

We send our biologically less blessed females to your benighted isle, knowing that the few Brits that aren't pansies have poor teeth, bad breath, and boorish manners, and will sleep with just about anything after the fifth pint.

We think of it as a kind of social outreach.

Wisconsin is our premier dairy state. Did you notice whether or not they had udders? ;) :p

Heh, you would have needed to sink a couple of pints of vodka before you thought about getting one of these greasy pigs naked.


Udders is an understatement!!
 
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Why don't girls from Minnesota date guys from Wisconsin?












Ever see what a badger does to gopher holes?
 

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Originally posted by: RichUK
Originally posted by: Perknose
Originally posted by: RichUK
Originally posted by: funkymatt
who said Wisconsin chicks were hot?

They were the first American women I've ever spoke to in my home town, and they were rough.

We send our biologically less blessed females to your benighted isle, knowing that the few Brits that aren't pansies have poor teeth, bad breath, and boorish manners, and will sleep with just about anything after the fifth pint.

We think of it as a kind of social outreach.

Wisconsin is our premier dairy state. Did you notice whether or not they had udders? ;) :p

Heh, you would have needed to sink a couple of pints of vodka before you thought about getting one of these greasy pigs naked.


Udders is an understatement!!

Yeee-haw! There's Guernsey AA in them thar hills! :laugh:

 

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:camera:?

Why? They were ugly.

Everyone knows the OP is exempt from pics if we're discussing a common stock-pig or wildebeast.
 

Bateluer

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You need to look at the western states for hot women. Its the weather. In Phoenix, for example, the warm weather allows females to wear skimpy clothing 10 months out of the year, and they need to maintain fitness in order to do so.
 

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Originally posted by: Bateluer
You need to look at the western states for hot women. Its the weather. In Phoenix, for example, the warm weather allows females to wear skimpy clothing 10 months out of the year, and they need to maintain fitness in order to do so.

Really?

The top 10 fattest cities are:
1. Las Vegas, Nevada
2. San Antonio, Texas
3. Miami, Florida
4. Mesa, Arizona
5. Los Angeles, California
6. Houston, Texas
7. Dallas, Texas
8. El Paso, Texas
9. Detroit, Michigan
10. San Jose, California

Sounds like you should head to TX or the west if you like warm weather and fatties :D
 

RichUK

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Originally posted by: Nitemare
Originally posted by: RichUK
Originally posted by: Alistar7
Originally posted by: RichUK
Originally posted by: loup garou
Isn't this a scene from Love Actually?

Dunno, but all I know is my girlfriend is hot. :cool:

You know the rules..... :camera:

Hmmm. I could, if I wanted to, go one better - sexy vids :Q

:cool:

If you can't find them, want to borrow mine?

Vids of hot women? I'm always up for that.
 

Bateluer

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Originally posted by: LikeLinus
Originally posted by: Bateluer
You need to look at the western states for hot women. Its the weather. In Phoenix, for example, the warm weather allows females to wear skimpy clothing 10 months out of the year, and they need to maintain fitness in order to do so.

Really?

The top 10 fattest cities are:
1. Las Vegas, Nevada
2. San Antonio, Texas
3. Miami, Florida
4. Mesa, Arizona
5. Los Angeles, California
6. Houston, Texas
7. Dallas, Texas
8. El Paso, Texas
9. Detroit, Michigan
10. San Jose, California

Sounds like you should head to TX or the west if you like warm weather and fatties :D

Take a stroll through Scottsdale AZ and say that again.

Unfortunately most US cities have those individuals who insist on spandex-like clothing while having multiple rolls of fat. :(
 

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Originally posted by: LikeLinus
Originally posted by: Bateluer
You need to look at the western states for hot women. Its the weather. In Phoenix, for example, the warm weather allows females to wear skimpy clothing 10 months out of the year, and they need to maintain fitness in order to do so.

Really?

The top 10 fattest cities are:
1. Las Vegas, Nevada
2. San Antonio, Texas
3. Miami, Florida
4. Mesa, Arizona
5. Los Angeles, California
6. Houston, Texas
7. Dallas, Texas
8. El Paso, Texas
9. Detroit, Michigan
10. San Jose, California

Sounds like you should head to TX or the west if you like warm weather and fatties :D
Wow....usually Mississippi or Alabama make it on those lists because of the cuisine. There's something about BBQ and cheap beer that make people fat.