i met a psycho chick today...

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slycat

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wtf..i got out of train station and i saw this chick(30's?) run up behind me and
gave me a strange look. fine, i thought...damn weirdos in the city.

3min past and i was almsot at the office i hear someone running up from behind me again..
her again but this time that damn psycho keeps a 5-6foot in front of me and starts spitting
at the ground in front of me. Fvckin doesn't say anything to me, or even look at me, just spitting
at the ground in front of me...keeping a 5foot distance(kinda). Doesn't actually spit at me..just close to me.
Naturally i was like WTF??...but i say nothing and just walk slower...and then she disappears into a building.

jeez i hope i never see her again but since my office is very close to hers we might....fubar. :disgust:
what can i do if it ever happens again?
 
pyonir

pyonir

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Did your wife find your porn collection again? Maybe she hired her to punish you.
 
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KGB1

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just start kicking the air when she;s around you. If she happens to get hit, its her own fault :p

Or you can just flash her.. see where it goes from there ::shrug::
 
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katka

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Maybe it wasn't you. Maybe she went to the dentist and had to keep spitting as a result of some dental work. Or maybe she ate something bad and was tryto get it all out.
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Why is everything always about you? j/k but some other possibilities.
 
anxi80

anxi80

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Originally posted by: KGB
just start kicking the air when she;s around you. If she happens to get hit, its her own fault :p
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Lisa: Get out, get out!
Bart: OK, but on my way, I'm going to be doing this: [windmills arms] If you get hit, it's your own fault.
Lisa: OK, then I'm going to start kicking air like this. [kicks] And if any part of you should fill that air, [kicks] it's _your_ own fault. [they walk towards each other, then start fighting]
Marge: Oh, I better go check that out. Now Homer, don't you eat this pie!
Homer: OK...[Marge leaves] All right, pie, I'm just going to do this. [chomps air] And if you get eaten, it's your own fault! [walks towards pie, chomping air, and hits head on range head] Ow! Oh, my -- aw, to hell with this. [grabs pie, eats it]
 
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slycat

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Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
so why didn't you just ask her if she was alright or what her problem was?
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i was in shock.. :(
and i'm not sure if i wanna start a conversation with her..
 
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Orsorum

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Originally posted by: anxi80
Originally posted by: KGB
just start kicking the air when she;s around you. If she happens to get hit, its her own fault :p
Click to expand...
Lisa: Get out, get out!
Bart: OK, but on my way, I'm going to be doing this: [windmills arms] If you get hit, it's your own fault.
Lisa: OK, then I'm going to start kicking air like this. [kicks] And if any part of you should fill that air, [kicks] it's _your_ own fault. [they walk towards each other, then start fighting]
Marge: Oh, I better go check that out. Now Homer, don't you eat this pie!
Homer: OK...[Marge leaves] All right, pie, I'm just going to do this. [chomps air] And if you get eaten, it's your own fault! [walks towards pie, chomping air, and hits head on range head] Ow! Oh, my -- aw, to hell with this. [grabs pie, eats it]
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Oh my god, I started laughing so hard I began to snort reading this. Thanks!
 
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