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Brian23

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A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting when one of them suddenly grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "I think Bubba is dead! What should I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence... and then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line,
"Okay, now what?"
 
Translated from Dutch, so any errors are the TS' fault.

A man returns to work after the weekend with a black eye.

His colleague: "What happened? Did you get into a fight?"

"No, my wife hit me with a pack of frozen french fries"

"A pack of frozen french fries???"

"Yes, I saw my wife bending over at the freezer and couldn't control myself, pulled her skirt up, moved aside her panties and you guess what happens! She hits me with the frozen fries, right on my eye!"

"That's bad, doesn't she like it when you do something like that?"

"Sure she does, but not at a Safeway!"
 
Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1
Translated from Dutch, so any errors are the TS' fault.

A man returns to work after the weekend with a black eye.

His colleague: "What happened? Did you get into a fight?"

"No, my wife hit me with a pack of frozen french fries"

"A pack of frozen french fries???"

"Yes, I saw my wife bending over at the freezer and couldn't control myself, pulled her skirt up, moved aside her panties and you guess what happens! She hits me with the frozen fries, right on my eye!"

"That's bad, doesn't she like it when you do something like that?"

"Sure she does, but not at a Safeway!"
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HAHAHAHAHA!!!

My Lunch time is complete.
 
Originally posted by: thomash
Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1
Translated from Dutch, so any errors are the TS' fault.

A man returns to work after the weekend with a black eye.

His colleague: "What happened? Did you get into a fight?"

"No, my wife hit me with a pack of frozen french fries"

"A pack of frozen french fries???"

"Yes, I saw my wife bending over at the freezer and couldn't control myself, pulled her skirt up, moved aside her panties and you guess what happens! She hits me with the frozen fries, right on my eye!"

"That's bad, doesn't she like it when you do something like that?"

"Sure she does, but not at a Safeway!"
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HAHAHAHAHA!!!

My Lunch time is complete.
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You're welcome 🙂

Too bad most people will never see it, as they'll click away the thread when seeing the first post is a repost 🙂
 
Originally posted by: Brian23
A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting when one of them suddenly grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "I think Bubba is dead! What should I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence... and then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line,
"Okay, now what?"
Click to expand...

You made that up?

I don't think so.
 
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