I made an office funny

[Fritzo]

We have a guy in the office that's one of those "I have to ask my wife for lunch money" type of guys. He has to ask permission to spend on anything. Recently his wife allowed him to buy a new computer (as long as he didn't spend over $800). So, I see the box arrive at the office today, and I made an official looking UPS label that says:

"UPS SHIPMENT WARNING:

This shipment was dropped/damaged in transit. Please submit insurance form to sender. A refund will be distributed in 4-6 weeks. Please visit:

www.ups.com/insurance/claimform"

He took the box to his office, noticed the label, then freaked out. Before I could say anything, he called his wife on speaker phone and she started yelling at him about how he always makes bad decisions and how he's not getting any more money for 2 months...WOW.

I'm laughing and sad at the same time. I had to cut in and tell her that I put the label on as a joke. She called be an ass- nice 🙂

 

[moshquerade]

poor sucker : /

 

[James Bond]

Wow I feel bad for him. That would totally suck.

What a bitch.

 

[rasczak]

lol dude, that's fucked up.

 

[dougp]

You owe that man a nice lunch, IMO.

 

[KeithTalent]

Wow, when was the castration performed, before or after the wedding?

KT

 

[Newbian]

I guess it's time to bring him to a strip bar to find a new one.

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: dougp
You owe that man a nice lunch, IMO.

kinda, but no. Maybe several beers. Dude needs to re-grow his balls somehow. OP is not responsible for the insane reaction of this dude's wife over a victimless practical joke.

 

[dougp]

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: dougp
You owe that man a nice lunch, IMO.

kinda, but no. Maybe several beers. Dude needs to re-grow his balls somehow. OP is not responsible for the insane reaction of this dude's wife over a victimless practical joke.

Several beers is the price of a nice lunch 😉

 

[Genx87]

Originally posted by: KeithTalent
Wow, when was the castration performed, before or after the wedding?

KT

Typically right at the wedding. Priest gets out the device and off your balls go right after you say "I do".

 

[xochi]

There is a guy like that in every office i've worked in. It was always the same, the guys nuts were in the Ms's purse for safe keeping.

I 2nd that you owe the guy a decent lunch. I'm sure when he explains that a co-worker played a joke on him he'll get an additional lashing for being the brunt of the joke.

 

[jlee]

Originally posted by: xochi

There is a guy like that in every office i've worked in. It was always the same, the guys nuts were in the Ms's purse for safe keeping.

I 2nd that you owe the guy a decent lunch. I'm sure when he explains that a co-worker played a joke on him he'll get an additional lashing for being the brunt of the joke.

😕

She already knows.

I had to cut in and tell her that I put the label on as a joke.

 

[EvilYoda]

LOL, that's awesome...and so wrong. You should definitely take him to a strip club where the women actually listen to what he says...for the most part 😛

 

[Perknose]

In certain cultures, you would now have to step in, ritually disembowel his wife, and then marry him.

 

[xochi]

Originally posted by: JLee

Originally posted by: xochi

There is a guy like that in every office i've worked in. It was always the same, the guys nuts were in the Ms's purse for safe keeping.

I 2nd that you owe the guy a decent lunch. I'm sure when he explains that a co-worker played a joke on him he'll get an additional lashing for being the brunt of the joke.

😕

She already knows.

I had to cut in and tell her that I put the label on as a joke.

The fact that a joke was played on him period is enough for more.

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: Genx87

Originally posted by: KeithTalent
Wow, when was the castration performed, before or after the wedding?

KT

Typically right at the wedding. Priest gets out the device and off your balls go right after you say "I do".

You have the details of the ceremony a bit wrong, G. The balls are removed right after SHE says, "He does." 😉

 

[DeadByDawn]

I've seen worse. We had a guy get assaulted in front of his whole office after telling his wife he'd have to work late after she showed up to pick him up from work.

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: dougp

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: dougp
You owe that man a nice lunch, IMO.

kinda, but no. Maybe several beers. Dude needs to re-grow his balls somehow. OP is not responsible for the insane reaction of this dude's wife over a victimless practical joke.

Several beers is the price of a nice lunch 😉

yeah, I'm just saying he needs to have his faculties compromised a bit in order for the harsh reality that he needs to hear to sink in. 😉

 

[wiredspider]

wow, does his wife even work?

 

[DrawninwarD]

Oh wow. :|

Where is the guy from?

 

[Blieb]

Originally posted by: xochi

There is a guy like that in every office i've worked in. It was always the same, the guys nuts were in the Ms's purse for safe keeping.

I 2nd that you owe the guy a decent lunch. I'm sure when he explains that a co-worker played a joke on him he'll get an additional lashing for being the brunt of the joke.

This.

 

[FuryofFive]

We have a guy at work just like that.. guys are always bagging on him. dude is always talking about how he always goes to sleep at 10pm.. and he cant spend any money, because he as kids...blah blah blah. He had to ask the wife to goto a get together the employees had at a bar down the road from our building.
guy is nice, but is that one guy who is full of shit. hah

 

[lxskllr]

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: dougp
You owe that man a nice lunch, IMO.

kinda, but no. Maybe several beers. Dude needs to re-grow his balls somehow. OP is not responsible for the insane reaction of this dude's wife over a victimless practical joke.

I think scotch is the only drink that reliably grows balls ;^)

 

[Chunkee]

does he own a gun?

 

[DisgruntledVirus]

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: Genx87

Originally posted by: KeithTalent
Wow, when was the castration performed, before or after the wedding?

KT

Typically right at the wedding. Priest gets out the device and off your balls go right after you say "I do".

You have the details of the ceremony a bit wrong, G. The balls are removed right after SHE says, "He does." 😉

Actually, I think it's about the time you get down on one knee. Those damn pesky "ball eaters" from Tremors are able to reach the guys balls when they are on one knee.

If somehow they don't get both balls (or leave any traces of balls down there), the situation gets rectified at the alter by the priest. For most men though, the balls are removed long before the alter....