I made a Jew mad today.

UberDave

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Her away message said "i'm a lonely jew on Easter... i'm downstairs watching tv"


I messaged her saying ..... Still waiting for your mesiah to come, eh? That sucks.


It was all in good fun, but she got pissed for some reason. :D ...she lightened up and laughed later on though.
 

Joemonkey

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and then your girlfriend put on a different outfit and did a pom routine to dirty pop?
 

UberDave

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Originally posted by: Joemonkey
and then your girlfriend put on a different outfit and did a pom routine to dirty pop?



No .... she's on spring break in South Padre, Texas :( :( :(
 

rudeguy

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Originally posted by: UberDave
Her away message said "i'm a lonely jew on Easter... i'm downstairs watching tv"


I messaged her saying ..... Still waiting for your mesiah to come, eh? That sucks.


It was all in good fun, but she got pissed for some reason. :D ...she lightened up and laughed later on though.

umm....dick


btw...offer is still open to host if your girl puts on a bikini
 

Hartford

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Originally posted by: UberDave
Her away message said "i'm a lonely jew on Easter... i'm downstairs watching tv"


I messaged her saying ..... Still waiting for your mesiah to come, eh? That sucks.


It was all in good fun, but she got pissed for some reason. :D ...she lightened up and laughed later on though.

there are some things you dont joke about bro. i think it is understandable that she was chapped.
 

Ameesh

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Originally posted by: UberDave
Originally posted by: Joemonkey
and then your girlfriend put on a different outfit and did a pom routine to dirty pop?



No .... she's on spring break in South Padre, Texas :( :( :(

yeah i saw her on girls gone wild with snoop dogg
 

A5

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Originally posted by: Hartford
Originally posted by: UberDave
Her away message said "i'm a lonely jew on Easter... i'm downstairs watching tv"


I messaged her saying ..... Still waiting for your mesiah to come, eh? That sucks.


It was all in good fun, but she got pissed for some reason. :D ...she lightened up and laughed later on though.

there are some things you dont joke about bro. i think it is understandable that she was chapped.
Yeah.
 

Triumph

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Originally posted by: Hartford
Originally posted by: UberDave
Her away message said "i'm a lonely jew on Easter... i'm downstairs watching tv"


I messaged her saying ..... Still waiting for your mesiah to come, eh? That sucks.


It was all in good fun, but she got pissed for some reason. :D ...she lightened up and laughed later on though.

there are some things you dont joke about bro. i think it is understandable that she was chapped.

Yeah, and this isn't one of them.

Good one, UberDave. :D
 

Mustangrrl

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Originally posted by: UberDave
Originally posted by: Joemonkey
and then your girlfriend put on a different outfit and did a pom routine to dirty pop?



No .... she's on spring break in South Padre, Texas :( :( :(
She IS doing it, in South Padre, Texas. :Q
 

Zugzwang152

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Originally posted by: rudeguy5757
Originally posted by: UberDave
Her away message said "i'm a lonely jew on Easter... i'm downstairs watching tv"


I messaged her saying ..... Still waiting for your mesiah to come, eh? That sucks.


It was all in good fun, but she got pissed for some reason. :D ...she lightened up and laughed later on though.

umm....dick


btw...offer is still open to host if your girl puts on a bikini

and i'll mirror it :p
 

ROTC1983

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Originally posted by: Zugzwang152
Originally posted by: rudeguy5757
Originally posted by: UberDave
Her away message said "i'm a lonely jew on Easter... i'm downstairs watching tv"


I messaged her saying ..... Still waiting for your mesiah to come, eh? That sucks.


It was all in good fun, but she got pissed for some reason. :D ...she lightened up and laughed later on though.

umm....dick


btw...offer is still open to host if your girl puts on a bikini

and i'll mirror it :p

Let me know when that happens :p
 

Zugzwang152

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Originally posted by: ROTC1983
Originally posted by: Zugzwang152
Originally posted by: rudeguy5757
Originally posted by: UberDave
Her away message said "i'm a lonely jew on Easter... i'm downstairs watching tv"


I messaged her saying ..... Still waiting for your mesiah to come, eh? That sucks.


It was all in good fun, but she got pissed for some reason. :D ...she lightened up and laughed later on though.

umm....dick


btw...offer is still open to host if your girl puts on a bikini

and i'll mirror it :p

Let me know when that happens :p

you will be the last to know.
 

ROTC1983

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Originally posted by: Zugzwang152
Originally posted by: ROTC1983
Originally posted by: Zugzwang152
Originally posted by: rudeguy5757
Originally posted by: UberDave
Her away message said "i'm a lonely jew on Easter... i'm downstairs watching tv"


I messaged her saying ..... Still waiting for your mesiah to come, eh? That sucks.


It was all in good fun, but she got pissed for some reason. :D ...she lightened up and laughed later on though.

umm....dick


btw...offer is still open to host if your girl puts on a bikini

and i'll mirror it :p

Let me know when that happens :p

you will be the last to know.

Hey, thats not fair :p
 

huey1124

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Originally posted by: Ameesh
Originally posted by: UberDave
Originally posted by: Joemonkey
and then your girlfriend put on a different outfit and did a pom routine to dirty pop?



No .... she's on spring break in South Padre, Texas :( :( :(

yeah i saw her on girls gone wild with snoop dogg

that was a good show. the winner of the contest.... mmmmmmm.....