I made a funny Haiku. Everone loves it! Must read! :)

[Jzero]

Ken:
> Can Win2K be uninstalled? How?

Jzero:
> A haiku. May you find the answer:
>
> beast of time ails you
> seek higher zen within
> format c: /s

 

[thebestMAX]

Dont give up your day job.

 

[isekii]

<< Dont give up your day job. >>



ditto~

 

[b0mbrman]

Ha ha...I think we should have a thread where all we do is talk about topical issues in haiku

 

[Tauren]

Ummmm...waitress...check please.

 

[Jzero]

Actually, I forgot a syllable at the end of the middle line.

But thanks for all your compliments! I'll be here all week and I'm available for weddings, mitzvahs and psychological warfare!

Here's another hiaku:

A T O T lacks
taste in very good poem.
Mindless charlatans!

 

[b0mbrman]

Take a look at me
I'm a man, you're a monkey
My dog likes dog food

 

[thebestMAX]

Another Haiku that isnt.

 

[Fausto]

Damn...I was going to link the mullet haiku thread that was going a while back. Seems to have already fallen off the end of the archive. Oh well.

Fausto

 

[spanky]

<< Dont give up your day job. >>




what he said...

 

[poopaskoopa]

None of them were exactly 5-7-5.

 

[thebestMAX]

Jzero-

A little help for you

 

[Jzero]

My 2nd one and the other one was 5-7-5. Why you gotta thread crap?!

Jzero 0wn5 j00
His Haikus are very l33t.
Don't crap on his (f)arts.



I think I should write a book.

 

[Jzero]

ThebestMax: That's a great link! Thanks...who says you can't learn something from neffing?

 

[thebestMAX]

You are so welcome.

Build one on that.

 

[b0mbrman]

You are so welcome
I will wear no underpants
Woah. Hey. Don't touch me!

 

[thebestMAX]

Hee, Hee, Bombrman. <---- Try building on that

Nobody said "Yo, Vinnie, Build on THIS"

 

[halik]

umm is that funny? Whats haikoo anyway

 

[thebestMAX]

Hey you what are you?
I am a republican
should you not be one?

 

[azazyel]

Haiku, I hate you
You are way too hard to do
My head is hurting

 

[Jzero]

ATOT Haiku:

Flame wars breaking thus

to what doctrine subscribe you?

libs and dems both burn

 

[MustangSVT]

my mind is very unclear
with all the hatred and useless wars
seems like mankind is hopeless



- bah! i suck with this haikus!

 

[woodly6]

<< Dont give up your day job >>



I hope your day job isnt writing haikus

 

[vec]

I have one I wrote after a recent accident:

Citrus Lament Haiku:

Juicy blood orange
Red as a summer sunset
Squirts my white polo

 

[TheDingo]

<< Jzero:
> beast of time ails you
> seek higher zen within
> format c: /s >>



Jzero is suck
His Haiku totally bites
Go get yourself laid