I loves me some walmart

mobobuff

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After falling down in front of a stampeding crowd, your first concern should be getting back up, not putting your wig back on.
 

montypythizzle

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Originally posted by: mobobuff
After falling down in front of a stampeding crowd, your first concern should be getting back up, not putting your wig back on.

KAAPOOWNEDD!!!

I agree, but you would have died in the jungle if this were to happen. No respawns in RL.
 

SludgeFactory

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Stop drop and roll!!!

I remember her hippo-like grace from national news feeds back in November, but I never did see the followup acting job to set up a lawsuit. Making them do a totally dependent transfer on her 305 pound carcass while boohooing for the cameras. I guess both legs were paralyzed sometime after the fall and subsequent wig grab. :roll:

Do ambulance chasers work on Black Friday?
 

waggy

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wasn't this on blackfriday or whne they had the $50 laptop deal?
 

Injury

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The funniest part about it is that I can almost promise you that she was shoving people to get in before she fell like elephant hit with a few tranquilizers.

I have little to no sympathy for people who get roughed up in Black Friday crowds. Everyone is there to get the best deals for THEMSELVES and rush in and think about THEMSELVES before everyone else can get in. Not a single person that lines up at 3...4...5am is there thinking "I want to help these people save some money!". It's not a surprise that when someone falls down while shoving and being shoved that these people think about THEMSELVES and just try and leap over them or kick them out of the way.

 

91TTZ

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Originally posted by: eits
walmart's worthless and i wish they'd all blow up at the same time (without anyone in them, of course)

Oh come on!

If you leave the Wal-Mart crowd in the stores when they blow up, you'd wipe out half of the country's problems.

Just look at those people.
 

Flyback

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Originally posted by: 91TTZ
Originally posted by: eits
walmart's worthless and i wish they'd all blow up at the same time (without anyone in them, of course)

Oh come on!

If you leave the Wal-Mart crowd in the stores when they blow up, you'd wipe out half of the country's problems.

Just look at those people.

I was expecting to see some zombies chasing them into the mall or something :laugh: At least that would have explained it.
 

Injury

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Originally posted by: eits
walmart's worthless and i wish they'd all blow up at the same time (without anyone in them, of course)

Then all of the people that make it worthless would be in the next store ruining it.

Just consider a Wal*Mart sign a "keep away" sign and we're good. ;)
 

91TTZ

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Originally posted by: Injury
Originally posted by: eits
walmart's worthless and i wish they'd all blow up at the same time (without anyone in them, of course)

Then all of the people that make it worthless would be in the next store ruining it.

Just consider a Wal*Mart sign a "keep away" sign and we're good. ;)


It's like a roach trap.
 
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Originally posted by: Injury
The funniest part about it is that I can almost promise you that she was shoving people to get in before she fell like elephant hit with a few tranquilizers.

I have little to no sympathy for people who get roughed up in Black Friday crowds. Everyone is there to get the best deals for THEMSELVES and rush in and think about THEMSELVES before everyone else can get in. Not a single person that lines up at 3...4...5am is there thinking "I want to help these people save some money!". It's not a surprise that when someone falls down while shoving and being shoved that these people think about THEMSELVES and just try and leap over them or kick them out of the way.

All of the Black Friday openings I have been to were orderly, though I have only been to a few. By the time I get done at the first store, the opening rush had already occurred at the other stores.

At the places I went to for the openings, there was never a line, just a crowd around the door. When the doors opened, people just walked in. When some items were difficult to find, like at OfficeMax, people were actually pointing them out to the other folks looking for them to help expedite their shopping, not just looking out for themselves.

Never been to a Wal-Mart for a Black Friday opening though, and I never will. :p