I love when an office joke comes to fruition: meet the Moody Unicorn

[AreaCode707]

http://www.moodyunicorn.com/

Backstory is a tl;dr so I'll only post upon request, to avoid ridicule for offering a "cool story, brah" unprompted.

The unicorn actually does use a proper web-search/emotional dictionary process to determine how it feels about a topic or website.

The unicorn currently feels "flirty" about ATOT.

 

[ElFenix]

It feels aggravated about hotchic

 

[waffleironhead]

good unicorn

 

[IronWing]

It feels blank about ironwing

 

[SphinxnihpS]

The new new pedobear?

 

[RoloMather]

It feels rejected about sex.

Poor unicorn. Or the unicorn's creator.

 

[AreaCode707]

It feels rejected about sex.

Poor unicorn. Or the unicorn's creator.

The unicorn searches for results and runs them through an emotional dictionary, so the internet feels rejected about sex. Sounds accurate to me.

It also changes it's mood on topics about once an hour, so you know it's a female.

 

[olds]

"It feels predatory about anal sex"

 

[DrunkenSano]

It feels chipper about A2M.

 

[SunnyD]

It feels rushed about free candy

 

[SphinxnihpS]

"It feels predatory about anal sex"

That's what I'm saying!

 

[DangerAardvark]

It feels jealous about cunts.

You and me both, Emocorn. You and me both.

 

[Wheezer]

Stupid unicorn...who the hell gets pissed off at pie?...personally I love a good pie.

 

[hanoverphist]

it feels ok about atot trolls

hehe

 

[foghorn67]

It feels melancholy about ElFenix

 

[MichaelD]

Dumbass website. It doesn't search or analyze anything. It inserts random "emotion words" for whatever you put in. I searched on the same topic four times in a row and all received four diff responses. Fuck you, fucking pussy ass poorly coded pansy ass unicorn moody mofo. Sometimes, you've just got to put your big person vocabulary away and let the shit storm flow in all of it's knuckle-dragging glory. *ugh*

 

[DrunkenSano]

It feels pissed off about MichaelD's comments about her.

 

[lokiju]

It feels smart about lokiju

 

[The Boston Dangler]

It feels amused about The Boston Dangler

make 'em smile

It feels curious about The Boston Dangler gently caressing other unicorns

jackpot!...in an extremely lame way

 

[Bignate603]

It feels confused about bignate603

 

[foghorn67]

It feels accomplished about foghorn67

Not sure what that means...

 

[FoBoT]

 

[foghorn67]

It feels exanimate about lolcats

 

[MrPickins]

It feels apathetic about turds stored in my basement in little jars

 

[SirStev0]

Is this a joke from "The Office" or something? I don't get it.