I LOVE weird lunch meats!

[Fritzo]

Dutch loaf, old fashioned loaf, football loaf, olive loaf, pickle loaf...pretty much any of your loafs. Throw a slice of American cheese + Miricle Whip on white bread, and I'll tear it up The problem is I have to buy this stuff in small quantities because nobody else in the house will touch the stuff.

I just now got my kids into vienna sausages...next I'll move them up to something like potted meat, then I'll try the loafs on them again. I guess it's something you have to work your way up to.

 

[Auggie]

My mom used to make me brunschwager sandwiches. I forget how to spell that one, but I'd recommend it!

 

[Gothgar]

mayo > miracle whip

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: Gothgar
mayo > miracle whip

BLASPHEMY!!!!

and I quote: "a sandwich just isn't a sandwich without the tangy zip of Miracle Whip." What, you think they made that up????

 

[Eli]

You're proud of this, and actually excited about feeding your children "mystery meat"?

Seek help.

 

[spidey07]

Let me know how that souse tastes.

Oh - and olive loaf FTW! If you get the good stuff at a deli it's incredible.

 

[compuwiz1]

Originally posted by: Auggie
My mom used to make me brunschwager sandwiches. I forget how to spell that one, but I'd recommend it!

Damn, my mom used to make those for me too.

Braunschwager
Veleeta
Sweet Pickles
Miracle Whip
French Bread

Gotta got get me some Braunschwager and see if I still like it.

And as for Miracle whip, Turkey sandwiches just suck without it. Real Mayo has it's place, but not on my Turkey, damnit! I save that for BLT.

 

[Gothgar]

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: Gothgar
mayo > miracle whip

BLASPHEMY!!!!

and I quote: "a sandwich just isn't a sandwich without the tangy zip of Miracle Whip." What, you think they made that up????

bah, mayo doesn't need a dumb saying to taste awesome!

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: Eli
You're proud of this, and actually excited about feeding your children "mystery meat"?

Seek help.

Hell ya! Kids today are growing up on wussy turkey and chicken breasts. Bunch of pansies. I'm taking it into my own hands to man them up---it's for their own good.

 

[spidey07]

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: Eli
You're proud of this, and actually excited about feeding your children "mystery meat"?

Seek help.

Hell ya! Kids today are growing up on wussy turkey and chicken breasts. Bunch of pansies. I'm taking it into my own hands to man them up---it's for their own good.

Get the one made from a pigs head, but don't tell them what it is. Just make them eat it.

If you get one of the good slices you can actually make out the pigs nose.

 

[compuwiz1]

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: Eli
You're proud of this, and actually excited about feeding your children "mystery meat"?

Seek help.

Hell ya! Kids today are growing up on wussy turkey and chicken breasts. Bunch of pansies. I'm taking it into my own hands to man them up---it's for their own good.

If you need them to eat some "man-up" food, might I suggest some sardines, smoked oysters and raw oysters, as well?

Nothin like sitting out fishing with a kid, while drinking some beer and snacking on sardines and crackers, as well as cutting off some cheese with the same knife you clean trout with. :laugh:

 

[CorCentral]

Don't forget Head Cheese
MMMMmmmmmm! j/k :Q

Definition: Not a cheese at all, but a sausage made from the meaty bits of the head of a calf or pig (sometimes a sheep or cow) that are seasoned, combined with a gelatinous meat broth and cooked in a mold. When cool, the sausage is unmolded and thinly sliced. It's usually eaten at room temperature. Head cheese can be purchased in delicatessens and many supermarkets. In England this sausage is referred to as brawn, and in France it's called fromage de tête--"cheese of head."

 

[Gothgar]

Originally posted by: CorCentral
Don't forget Head Cheese
MMMMmmmmmm! j/k :Q

Definition: Not a cheese at all, but a sausage made from the meaty bits of the head of a calf or pig (sometimes a sheep or cow) that are seasoned, combined with a gelatinous meat broth and cooked in a mold. When cool, the sausage is unmolded and thinly sliced. It's usually eaten at room temperature. Head cheese can be purchased in delicatessens and many supermarkets. In England this sausage is referred to as brawn, and in France it's called fromage de tête--"cheese of head."

I saw that shit on some show on Discovery... god it looked fucking nasty...

 

[compuwiz1]

Head cheese omlets or brains n eggs is great.

 

[coldmeat]

Mock chicken is the best.

 

[EGGO]

Ick. No that's not the health advocate of me talking, that's just my tongue.

However, I do miss Vienna sausages. Did you try their hot ones? They pack a PUNCH. More than a hotlink for me.

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: coldmeat
Mock chicken is the best.

As long as it's not cold. I hate coldmeat.




:laugh:

 

[kranky]

Originally posted by: CorCentral
Don't forget Head Cheese
MMMMmmmmmm! j/k :Q

Definition: Not a cheese at all, but a sausage made from the meaty bits of the head of a calf or pig (sometimes a sheep or cow) that are seasoned, combined with a gelatinous meat broth and cooked in a mold. When cool, the sausage is unmolded and thinly sliced. It's usually eaten at room temperature. Head cheese can be purchased in delicatessens and many supermarkets. In England this sausage is referred to as brawn, and in France it's called fromage de tête--"cheese of head."

And let's not forget... head cheese is the stuff that wasn't good enough for hot dogs.

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: spidey07

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: Eli
You're proud of this, and actually excited about feeding your children "mystery meat"?

Seek help.

Hell ya! Kids today are growing up on wussy turkey and chicken breasts. Bunch of pansies. I'm taking it into my own hands to man them up---it's for their own good.

Get the one made from a pigs head, but don't tell them what it is. Just make them eat it.

If you get one of the good slices you can actually make out the pigs nose.

Damn. That sure is quote-worthy.

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
I just now got my kids into vienna sausages...

Hope they don't grow up to be the slobs I see at red lights in a dually slurping these down out of a can.

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: Fritzo
I just now got my kids into vienna sausages...

Hope they don't grow up to be the slobs I see at red lights in a dually slurping these down out of a can.

We'll have SOME class. I like to heat them up and mix them with baked beans or SpaghettiOs

 

[AndrewR]

The only time I've bought Vienna sausages (which is just a horrible name -- Vienna is a very classy city) is for feeding to the fish when I scuba dive. They seem to love them.

 

[OdiN]

Originally posted by: Gothgar

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: Gothgar
mayo > miracle whip

BLASPHEMY!!!!

and I quote: "a sandwich just isn't a sandwich without the tangy zip of Miracle Whip." What, you think they made that up????

bah, mayo doesn't need a dumb saying to taste awesome!

No but you have to do the right prep work:

Buy mayo.

Empty all mayo out into garbage.

Wash out jar.

Fill jar with Miracle Whip.

 

[jupiter57]

OP, I agree with your choice of weird Lunch Meats, with Pickle & Pimiento loaf being MY favorite.
As for the Vienna Sausages, I prefer the Smoked ones, More flavorful but still not real healthy. I treat myself to these on occasion.

But seriously, PLEASE do not feed your children Potted Meat, that is probably the nastiest, most despicablly made food in existance!

Spend a few more pennies and get them Devilled Ham, tastes better and somewhat more healthy than Potted Meat.

 

[SunnyD]

Haha @ Headcheese... I used to eat that when I was a kid!