I love Weird Al.

[Eli]

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Would you look at all that stuff ...

They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters
Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters
Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires
BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers
Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters
Paint removers, window louvers, masking tape and plastic gutters
Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables
Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles
Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication
Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation
Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors
Tire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors
Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers
Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers
Soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers
Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers

:laugh:

He's a fscking genius.

 

[FoBoT]

:music:

And they're doing a promotional stunt
There's a great big purple sign out front
That says every 27th customer
Will get a ball peen hammer free

I can't wait no, (no I) I can't wait (oh when)
When are they gonna open up that door?
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the
Hardware store

:music:

 

[Injury]

Originally posted by: Eli
automatic circumcisers

:shocked:

 

[IGBT]

..I wish he'd do more rapper stuff. Tons of satirical potential there.

 

[NogginBoink]

Originally posted by: Injury

Originally posted by: Eli
automatic circumcisers

:shocked:

That's exactly what I thought the first time I heard the song!

 

[FP]

That was great. Chainsaw == "automatic circumcisers"

 

[gwrober]

Originally posted by: IGBT
..I wish he'd do more rapper stuff. Tons of satirical potential there.

On Al's site, he has a picture of Coolio coming over and signing one of Al's headshots during some kind of promotion - I thought that was kinda funny...

 

[ni4ni]

Weird Al is freakin awesome. Best concert ever!