I love to do exactly the speed limit....

[ijester]

I don't know if I am the only one, but when someone comes flying up behind me and wants to drive within spitting distance of my rear bumper while I am doing 45-50 in a 40 mph zone, I will purposefully slow down to exactly the speed limit, just to piss them off. Particularly if they are one of those idiots that can't seem to see the road without their headlights, foglights, driving lights and fvcking cigarette lighter lit up in my mirrors.

:evil:

 

[HaxorNubcake]

oh thats when you slow down to under the limit.

 

[OdiN]

Originally posted by: ijester

I don't know if I am the only one, but when someone comes flying up behind me and wants to drive within spitting distance of my rear bumper while I am doing 45-50 in a 40 mph zone, I will purposefully slow down to exactly the speed limit, just to piss them off. Particularly if they are one of those idiots that can't seem to see the road without their headlights, foglights, driving lights and fvcking cigarette lighter lit up in my mirrors.

:evil:

You know a lot of new cars have the driving lights on automatically and you can't turn them off.

And BTW you are the type who I run off of the road and into ditches and toss a grenade back for fun.

 

[illusion88]

Usually I activate the RPG that comes out of my tailpipe. That takes care of the problem.

 

[randumb]

tacks ftw

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: illusion88
Usually I activate the RPG that comes out of my tailpipe. That takes care of the problem.

Too messy. I prefer the oil slick.

 

[Philippine Mango]

deja vu?

 

[her209]

I hate idiots who drives speed limit or under in the "fast" lane when there's no to light traffic.

 

[kyparrish]

As long as you're not in the left lane, I don't care.

 

[EightySix Four]

This reminds me of my neighbor, his car had a switch inside that shot gas out the pipe and ignited it, cool effect. Well we were driving down the highway and some idiot was doing 100 and came right up on our ass and wouldn't back up... So he pushes down the clutch, gives it a bunch of gas and flips the switch, a 20 foot flame shoots out and over the hood of the car behind us... the guy slammed on his breaks and stayed like 20 car lengths behind us.

 

[HaxorNubcake]

Originally posted by: crazySOB297
This reminds me of my neighbor, his car had a switch inside that shot gas out the pipe and ignited it, cool effect. Well we were driving down the highway and some idiot was doing 100 and came right up on our ass and wouldn't back up... So he pushes down the clutch, gives it a bunch of gas and flips the switch, a 20 foot flame shoots out and over the hood of the car behind us... the guy slammed on his breaks and stayed like 20 car lengths behind us.

cause accidents/recklessly endanger much?

 

[middlehead]

Originally posted by: OdiN
You know a lot of new cars have the driving lights on automatically and you can't turn them off.

Doesn't even have to be all that new of a car. The normal headlights on my 1995 Oldsmobile are always on. Fog lights are controlled by a switch, though.

 

[EightySix Four]

Originally posted by: HaxorNubcake

Originally posted by: crazySOB297
This reminds me of my neighbor, his car had a switch inside that shot gas out the pipe and ignited it, cool effect. Well we were driving down the highway and some idiot was doing 100 and came right up on our ass and wouldn't back up... So he pushes down the clutch, gives it a bunch of gas and flips the switch, a 20 foot flame shoots out and over the hood of the car behind us... the guy slammed on his breaks and stayed like 20 car lengths behind us.

cause accidents/recklessly endanger much?

Hey, it wasn't me

But yeah, the guys an idiot. I thought it was quite funny though.

 

[HaxorNubcake]

Originally posted by: crazySOB297

Originally posted by: HaxorNubcake

Originally posted by: crazySOB297
This reminds me of my neighbor, his car had a switch inside that shot gas out the pipe and ignited it, cool effect. Well we were driving down the highway and some idiot was doing 100 and came right up on our ass and wouldn't back up... So he pushes down the clutch, gives it a bunch of gas and flips the switch, a 20 foot flame shoots out and over the hood of the car behind us... the guy slammed on his breaks and stayed like 20 car lengths behind us.

cause accidents/recklessly endanger much?

Hey, it wasn't me

But yeah, the guys an idiot. I thought it was quite funny though.

funny - yes; intelligent - hell no

 

[ijester]

I am not talking about idiots driving 50 in the left lane on the freeway. Or dweebs that can't merge, etc. etc. I am talking about driving through the little residential areas where kids are riding their bikes on 1 foot of shoulder, and there are driveways every 50 feet.

And usually, the car behind me looks like giant george adjusted the headlights also.

 

[EightySix Four]

Originally posted by: HaxorNubcake

Originally posted by: crazySOB297

Originally posted by: HaxorNubcake

Originally posted by: crazySOB297
This reminds me of my neighbor, his car had a switch inside that shot gas out the pipe and ignited it, cool effect. Well we were driving down the highway and some idiot was doing 100 and came right up on our ass and wouldn't back up... So he pushes down the clutch, gives it a bunch of gas and flips the switch, a 20 foot flame shoots out and over the hood of the car behind us... the guy slammed on his breaks and stayed like 20 car lengths behind us.

cause accidents/recklessly endanger much?

Hey, it wasn't me

But yeah, the guys an idiot. I thought it was quite funny though.

funny - yes; intelligent - hell no

Never said it was smart

 

[MikeMike]

Originally posted by: middlehead

Originally posted by: OdiN
You know a lot of new cars have the driving lights on automatically and you can't turn them off.

Doesn't even have to be all that new of a car. The normal headlights on my 1995 Oldsmobile are always on. Fog lights are controlled by a switch, though.

on older GM's you can turn them off by engaging the Parking brake a click while in park and then you start the car up, one click doesnt engage the P brake at all so no harm done and no DRLs

 

[OutHouse]

I so wish the US will make passing on the right illegal.

 

[HaxorNubcake]

Originally posted by: ijester

I am not talking about idiots driving 50 in the left lane on the freeway. Or dweebs that can't merge, etc. etc. I am talking about driving through the little residential areas where kids are riding their bikes on 1 foot of shoulder, and there are driveways every 50 feet.

happened to me too on a ~6 foot wide construction detour with unpaved road, big rocks and all those fun things with me in a sedan. I was doing like 23 in the 25 at night and the asshat came up and started flashing all lights -- including brights. I promptly slowed to <10

 

[Siddhartha]

I was in the right hand lane on the NJ turnpike going five mph above the speed limit once. I was in an area that I knew the cops regularly patrolled with radar. This car speeds up behind, starts blinking his lights, and got right on my bumper.

I figured he was trying to tell me to slow down so I started doing the speed limit. Boy was I surprised that he gave me the finger when he passed me.

 

[Jpark]

My wranglers headlights are very bright even on lowbeam, so when someone thinks i'm high beaming them when I'm not, they get a nice suprise when I turn on my actual highbeams. On the note of driving lights, I have a pair of fog lights that are 100 watts a piece, if i ever met you i would let you see what real driving lights are like. :evil:

 

[mitaiwan82]

Originally posted by: kyparrish
As long as you're not in the left lane, I don't care.

qft

 

[ijester]

I am not a grandpa, it just so happens that I live in a town where the cops are all over the place, and I don't want to risk a ticket just because someone else wants to drive fast.

I love speed, and would drive much faster if it would not cost me so damn much money when the tickets roll in. Damn the responsibility of it all!

 

[Colt45]

Originally posted by: Jpark
My wranglers headlights are very bright even on lowbeam, so when someone thinks i'm high beaming them when I'm not, they get a nice suprise when I turn on my actual highbeams. On the note of driving lights, I have a pair of fog lights that are 100 watts a piece, if i ever met you i would let you see what real driving lights are like. :evil:

adjust your goddamn headlights idiot.

I hate cocksuckers that have their lowbeams pointing at the moon.

 

[ijester]

Originally posted by: Jpark

My wranglers headlights are very bright even on lowbeam, so when someone thinks i'm high beaming them when I'm not, they get a nice suprise when I turn on my actual highbeams. On the note of driving lights, I have a pair of fog lights that are 100 watts a piece, if i ever met you i would let you see what real driving lights are like.

My truck has 4 - 500,000 candle work lights mounted on the rack, but I would never be such an idiot to shine them in peoples faces, even though they are facing backwards and would really really be annoying to those tailgating idiots.