I love sex

Judgement

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This should be a given. Only in a forum such as ATOT would someone feel the need to express this viewpoint :p
 

Kadarin

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Hasn't anything your priest told you sunk into that head of yours? Sex is sinful, unless it's done only for procreation, only when married, and only if you don't enjoy it. And even then it's frowned upon, and we're not supposed to talk about it.

You make the baby Jesus cry...
 

Orsorum

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Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Originally posted by: Orsorum
I do, too, but I've not gotten laid yet.

So you love sex in a purely, er.. platonic fashion...?

I've done everything up to intercourse... so I can safely extrapolate that final step, I think.
 

Judgement

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Originally posted by: Orsorum
Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Originally posted by: Orsorum
I do, too, but I've not gotten laid yet.

So you love sex in a purely, er.. platonic fashion...?

I've done everything up to intercourse... so I can safely extrapolate that final step, I think.

Screw "safely". Finish what you started. You've started to round the bases, why stop? Come all the way around to home plate so you can rejoin your team.


:D
 

phreakah

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Originally posted by: Judgement
Originally posted by: Orsorum
Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Originally posted by: Orsorum
I do, too, but I've not gotten laid yet.

So you love sex in a purely, er.. platonic fashion...?

I've done everything up to intercourse... so I can safely extrapolate that final step, I think.

Screw "safely". Finish what you started. You've started to round the bases, why stop? Come all the way around to hope plate so you can rejoin your team.


:D

yeah, the 3rd base coach is waving you home!
 

Orsorum

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Dec 26, 2001
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Originally posted by: Judgement
Originally posted by: Orsorum
Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Originally posted by: Orsorum
I do, too, but I've not gotten laid yet.

So you love sex in a purely, er.. platonic fashion...?

I've done everything up to intercourse... so I can safely extrapolate that final step, I think.

Screw "safely". Finish what you started. You've started to round the bases, why stop? Come all the way around to hope plate so you can rejoin your team.


:D

lol The last few dates I went on were fun for a turn, but not for a complete tango... just didn't have that connection.