I Love My Computer

Anubis

No Lifer
Aug 31, 2001
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hehehehe this is fitting for allot of people here

I love my computer
You make me feel alright
Every waking hour
and every lonely night
I love my computer
for all you give to me:
predictable errors and no identity
And it's never been quite so easy
I've never been quite so happy
All I need to do is click on you
and we'll be joined
in the most soul-less way
And we'll never ruin each other's day
'cuz when I'm through I just click
and you just go away
I love my computer
you're always in the mood
I get so turned on
when I turn on you
I love my computer
you never ask for more
You can be a princess
or you can be my whore
And it's never been quite so easy
I've never been quite so happy
The world outside is so big
but it's safe in my domain
Because to you
I'm just a number
and a clever screen name
All I need to do is click on you
and we'll be together for eternity
And no one is ever gonna take my love
from me because I've got security
her password and a key

Bad Religion - I Love My Computer
 

thenerdguy

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Jan 24, 2003
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So true! (Wipes tears from eyes) and ordors a new AMD sticker for the computer. (you have to know how to treat them right)
 

yukichigai

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Apr 23, 2003
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Heeee, you forgot the sultry femme computer voice in the background saying, "Click on me. Click me. Click me here."