I love messing with religious people

[Ilmater]

So I've been getting calls AT WORK to sell me on these television shows a local church is putting on. Something to the effect of, "This is Jerry Johnston, reminding you to tune in tonight to our..." blah blah blah. "Log on to ___.org to check us out."

I finally got tired of them, so I went to the website. In the contact link, all they have are prayer requests, so I submitted the following "prayer request":

I pray to god that you stop calling me at my work. I didn't give you my number, and I don't care about your opinion of television shows. Knock it off. I work at _____, and based on what I hear from co-workers, you call people here who have not signed up for anything. Stop it. Until you stop, I pray to my god - a vengeful god - that you become inflicted with something that will take your voice and prevent you from leaving me voice messages.


To their credit, they got back to me pretty quickly with a response and agreed to take me off their list if I sent them a phone number, which I did. They stated that they only send calls to people that put themselves on their lists. However, I've had this number for 3 years now and only within the last 3 months have I been receiving calls.


I responded to him thusly:

My prayers have been answered!!! My number is XXX-XXX-XXXX!!! HALLELUJAH!

 

[amdhunter]

 

[Beev]

Nicely done.

 

[dbk]

<golf clap>

 

[Tiamat]

 

[SnipeMasterJ13]

Well played, sir.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Oooh, I'd be so fucking pissed off if holy rollers started calling me at home...:|

 

[sandorski]

I wish CitiBank would do the same for me. They've called me 6 times the last few weeks, once even twice in 1 day! :|:|

 

[FoBoT]

very creative, i award you five balls of.... ow crap, they turned off the topic ratings

you'll have to be satisfied with a :thumbsup:

 

[TallBill]

I love not getting unsolicited calls, ever.

 

[Injury]

Originally posted by: sandorski
I wish CitiBank would do the same for me. They've called me 6 times the last few weeks, once even twice in 1 day! :|:|

Maybe you should pay your bill.

 

[sandorski]

Originally posted by: Injury

Originally posted by: sandorski
I wish CitiBank would do the same for me. They've called me 6 times the last few weeks, once even twice in 1 day! :|:|

Maybe you should pay your bill.

Don't have a bill, they're trying to sign me up with Visa/MC or whatever CC they have. I'm not even eligible for a CC, but they sure want to waste their Time/Money on getting me to Apply.