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I love it when they say, "sorry I was such a butt hole".

jonnyGURU

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This guy called.

He said that the motherboard had a bad IDE controller because Maxblast said so.

I told him that that what Maxblast say didn't mean anything to me and asked if he was actually experiencing and real problems.

He told me that Norton's Utilities reported that one drive had bad clusters and the other drive had a bad FAT.

Well, the bad clusters may actually bad clusters, but bad FAT? I asked him how it could even boot at all. He said it didn't boot because it was a brand new drive, so I asked him if he had at least FDISKed the drive.

He had not.

I asked him how he was running the Norton's Utilities if it was a new drive, expecting him to say that he was actually running the Disk Doctor off the Norton's Utilities Rescue Floppy.

He said that he was running the Windows setup and that's when Norton's Utilities reported that the new drive had a bad FAT. On the other drive, Norton's Utilities ran during the boot up of Windows and said that he had bad sectors.

I, for one, have never seen Windows come with Norton's Utilities. I asked him where he got a copy of Windows that was bundled with Norton's Utilities. He said that Windows ALWAYS came bundled with Norton's Utilities.

I told him that he was mistaken, and if it was true, it wouldn't make sense for customers to run out and buy Norton's Utilities for $50 every day.

So he asks me, &quot;What do you call Scandisk?&quot;

I told him that I call Scandisk &quot;Scandisk&quot; and it has nothing to do with Norton's Utilities.

He reminds me that Scandisk was programmed by Symantec (Mr. Norton's company) and that he too is a programmer and that as a &quot;hardware jockey&quot; I obviously know little about Windows (dead serious. He said that).

I remind him that Disk Doctor is what is actually bundled with Norton's Utilities, and not Scandisk, and that despite Scandisk being a stripped down Disk Doctor, Disk Doctor is not and never will be bundled with Windows and that he knows little about Norton's Utilities to even use the words &quot;Norton's Utilities&quot; to describe mere &quot;Scandisk&quot; and that HE actually called ME so he needs to refrain from questioning my knowledge if he expects to get anywhere.

Of course now he's a tad frustrated with me and asks me, &quot;So what is it that you expect me to do now?!&quot;

I tell him to FDISK the hard drive first, then format it and THEN run Scandisk OR Norton's Utilities (his choice) and THEN call me and tell me if that drive reports a bad FAT.

Of course, this whole time I never told him that before I shipped him the motherboard that I had it actually running in Windows with no problem, so I actually didn't expect him to call back at all.

One hour later he called back: &quot;I FDISKed and formatted the drive. Scandisk blazes right through it and I got Windows installed in a matter of 30 minutes. I hooked the second drive up and it reports bad sectors. Apparently I just have one bad drive and Scandisk doesn't work right when a drive isn't partitioned.&quot;

&quot;Yep.&quot; I said, &quot;That sounds about right.&quot;

&quot;By the way,&quot; he added, &quot;I want to apologize for being such a butt hole earlier.&quot;

&quot;That's OK&quot;, I replied, &quot;I'll just rant about you on my favorite message board tonight.&quot;
 
&quot;That's OK&quot;, I replied, &quot;I'll just rant about you on my favorite message board tonight.&quot;

PRICELESS!! LOL! 🙂
 
Heyyyyyyy, that was me!

I had a funny feeling it was you jonny, from the lip you gave me over the phone- oh, wait, that was the 1-900 call I made earlier. 🙂

hehe, just kidding 🙂
 
THAT WAS ME! :|


And I'm not sorry I was a butthole! My norton ScanFree I-disk Mac-Inebriator told me that:
a) Everything YOU sold me is broken
b) I am a god like programmer, a Novell Solaris technical expert, an MCSE, and I invented Windows.
c) Charlie, the neighborhood squirrel, is trying to assasinate Zsa-Zsa Gabor and only I, Agent 0018, can save her!


Take that! :|


And another thing-OH CRAP! THE FRIKIN SQUIRRELS FOUND ME!
THEY'RE EVERYWHERE! AIEEEEEEEE!

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! OH MY FACE, MY BEAUTIFUL FACE! ARRRRRRRRGH!








😉
 
For those of you that missed Optimus's post...

...things got weird right about here: &quot;Charlie, the neighborhood squirrel, is trying to assasinate Zsa-Zsa Gabor and only I, Agent 0018, can save her!&quot;

Overclocked: Awww come on! Tell me that you are having trouble using Symantec's Disk Defragmenter featuring the Intel Application Launch Accelerator. You know... the one that comes with Windows! Not Defrag, but that other thing!

Right?
 
jonnyGURU...

...That's the way you do it...money for nothin'.... and chicks for free...😀


Btw, if you get another Norton's customer there is a bug in the reporting of FAT problems that could make the drive inaccessible if you choose to fix the problem....sorry, but I deleted the e-mail notice I got from them..
 
One of these days someone here will call Jonny for an RMA and toy with him a bit. Then we wil see him rant here.

Mmmmm


No it wont be me.
 
Already had it happen, Adul.

This guy who was having a problem with his PC locking up, brought his new mobo, CPU and RAM into the shop TWICE. I could never get it to lock up even once in the shop.

He finally called me up one day and told me that two capacitors on the motherboard BLEW UP and that there was crap all over the inside of his case and he was PISSED.

I actually believed him.

After he rode me for a while, he finally told me that he was kidding and wanted to let me know his problem was his LS120, which he never brought in with everything else. 🙁

DAMN!


 
I love it when I can get members to apologize before they hang up. I have also wondered how many of our callers are just screwing with us. I feel like calling tech support late at night just to screw with them and see what they say.
 
I got a call from one guy that says he was eating a sandwich while he was building a machine and a tomato fell out and landed on the motherboard.

He wanted to knowif that would've hurt anything.

Turns out it was one of our suppliers goofing around with us.
 
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