I love gimmick cereals...

[yukichigai]

Yeah, gimmick cereals rock. They're always, always the most sugary, un-nutritious things on the cereal shelf, period. I'm plowing my way through a box of Pirates of the Caribbean right now. It's... interesting.

Okay, take Cocoa Puffs, then add in all the marshmallow bits from Lucky Charms. Then dump a bunch of powdered sugar on everything. That's Pirates of the Caribbean. Mmm, sugarrific!

I have one serious problem though: the box is creeping me the f%$# out. Seriously, I dunno who was telling Johnny Depp how to pose, but he straight up looks like he's undressing me with his eyes. It's like Brokeback Breakfast Cereal. (56k beware) I'm freaking out here.

Or maybe that's just the sugar rush.

 

[So]

:laugh:mao

 

[nakedfrog]

Mmmm... now I have to buy a box...

 

[nakedfrog]

I still mourn the loss of the Bill & Ted's Excellent Breakfast Cereal, it was great.

 

[yukichigai]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
I still mourn the loss of the Bill & Ted's Excellent Breakfast Cereal, it was great.

'twas tasty indeed, but not as awesome as the most awesome of all awesome gimmick cereals: The Nintendo Cereal System. Pure gaming heaven in a bowl.

 

[jonessoda]

It looks like somebody jizzed right under Jacky-boy's right eye.

 

[yukichigai]

Originally posted by: jonessoda
It looks like somebody jizzed right under Jacky-boy's right eye.

I thought it was a tear of love, but that's even creepier.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: yukichigai

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
I still mourn the loss of the Bill & Ted's Excellent Breakfast Cereal, it was great.

'twas tasty indeed, but not as awesome as the most awesome of all awesome gimmick cereals: The Nintendo Cereal System. Pure gaming heaven in a bowl.

It really needed marshmallows, though.

 

[Queasy]

He's looking at you with eyes that say, "I want you dip your spoon into my bowl and eat my chocolate balls."

wait...what!?!

 

[Syrch]

Originally posted by: Queasy
He's looking at you with eyes that say, "I want you dip your spoon into my bowl and eat my chocolate balls."

wait...what!?!

ROFL

 

[confused1234]

marijuana is fun

 

[yukichigai]

Originally posted by: confused1234
marijuana is fun

Dude, why are you talking about mari...

Oh.

OHHHhhhhhh.

That would explain the odd texture of the marshmallows. Maybe that's why it tastes so good.

 

[Platypus]

Bring back BIIIIIIIIIIIG MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIX!

 

[Hammerhead]

oops nevermind

 

[Hammerhead]

I wish Friday came out with a cereal.

"No Milk? You betta put some water in that damn sh!t!!"

 

[Baked]

<--- waits for J Depp to come outta the closet.

 

[mwtgg]

Captain Jack will get you high tonight, and take you to your special island.

 

[Mrvile]

Run along the railroad track
Run along with Captain Jack
Dee da do
Dee da do
Dee da dee da dee da do!

 

[Triumph]

Yeah, he's all up in your face on that box. considering how much time I spent as a kid looking at cereal boxes, I'd say that this one will have a lasting, detrimental effect on today's youth.

 

[Queasy]

Captain Jack: "Come, plunder the depths of my bowl and discover the treasure in my sugary milk."

 

[loup garou]

This thread is too much, my sides hurt!
:laugh::laugh::laugh: