I Love English

[MBentz]

Yesterday was the first day of school. At the end of my english writing class our prof told us to write a paper on what we thought was the "best" invention of all time and that it's due tomorrow. I'm chose the camera simply because I think another paper on cars or aircraft would be boring.

Anyhow, my point is I havent had to write in about a year. I have lost my BS capabilities to write good essays. WMP is currently blasting "Lightning Crashes" at the moment while trying to get back in the flow of school of homework. My thoughts are all over the place. Bleh...

Here's to the next four months! :beer:

To the ATOT College Crew, I hope your first week goes better than mine. :thumbsup:

 

[Extelleron]

how long does it have to be?

 

[jhayx7]

I start tomorrow 🙁

Although I do internet classes and work full time so its sorta not the same.

 

[randay]

push up bra
crotchless panties
the thong

 

[PizzaDude]

Originally posted by: randay
push up bra
crotchless panties
the thong

qft

 

[mugs]

That's a good story, why don't you tell another one?

 

[blueshoe]

AP testing out of English FTW!
Man, I don't think I'd be able to stand taking any English/Lit classes in college. Starts up again next week for me.

 

[MBentz]

Originally posted by: mugs
That's a good story, why don't you tell another one?

I just spilled my drink on my ENGWR 300 syllabi.

 

[JoeFahey]

Take Donnie Darko's idea. Sanitation.

 

[ArchCenturion]

How about writing about shoes. Seems like a pretty good invention to me.

 

[Strk]

Indoor plumbing

 

[Baked]

This is just too easy. Fleshlight.

 

[MBentz]

Originally posted by: Baked
This is just too easy. Fleshlight.

LOL. I can just see it now.

The room is silent with everyone doing a freewrite while the prof is grading the first essay. The silence breaks when the students hear "What the fsck?"